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The unofficial NSC worst film you've EVER seen thread
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Lower West Stander
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Watched Life of Crime with Jennifer Aniston and Tim Robbins last week.
Totally boring and just didn't get it....
Totally boring and just didn't get it....
studio150
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Fully agree, makes 1950s B movies look like Oscar winners.
Thats ashame as the first one was brill.
id like to nominate the swan, my misses asked me to take her and we both walked out.
The Legend that IS Lawro
It's 'canard' Del
RocknRolla....what a load of contrived, nonsensical gangster tripe
I'm just catching up with this thread and am compelled to respond to many things
It is essentially an unfinished film, but even judging without context it has some beautiful animation and manages to conjure up more atmosphere than anything Peter Jackson later did. Confusing maybe (though have you tried now you are older? - unlike the new ones its not made for kids), terrible - absolutely not.
There is no film with Titanic in the title shitter thanTitanic
It was impressive in its ability to have me not give a shit about any character or what happened to them. Good nomination.
The only good thing about Coyote Ugly is that I find it impossible to recall what it was about. Some hot ladies work at a bar and..... thats all I have.
I genuinely didn't know Superman 4 existed until a few minutes ago. How I came to be shielded from this awful truth I have no idea.
Jaws 3 is more accurately Jaws 3D. It is a rubbish film but for me can never be considered awful because the moment you got harpooned between the eyes in the cinema was well worth the price of admission.
There is a sequel. Be afraid.
If you mean the 1997 version with Viggo Mortensen then yes. The 1971 original is clearly an existential masterpiece, or at least not that bad. You need to watch the UK cut not the US one though.
But if you knew nothing of Dredd it would just be tosh. There should be a category for greatest abuse of source material though. Will Smith's I Am Legend anyone?
If you were slightly high and watching in 3D at the cinema it was an awesome and immersive experience. Also didn't ruin source material or use up vast amounts of the cannon in a single film.
It is essentially an unfinished film, but even judging without context it has some beautiful animation and manages to conjure up more atmosphere than anything Peter Jackson later did. Confusing maybe (though have you tried now you are older? - unlike the new ones its not made for kids), terrible - absolutely not.
Raise The Titanic
There is no film with Titanic in the title shitter thanTitanic
It was impressive in its ability to have me not give a shit about any character or what happened to them. Good nomination.
The only good thing about Coyote Ugly is that I find it impossible to recall what it was about. Some hot ladies work at a bar and..... thats all I have.
I genuinely didn't know Superman 4 existed until a few minutes ago. How I came to be shielded from this awful truth I have no idea.
Jaws 3 is more accurately Jaws 3D. It is a rubbish film but for me can never be considered awful because the moment you got harpooned between the eyes in the cinema was well worth the price of admission.
There is a sequel. Be afraid.
If you mean the 1997 version with Viggo Mortensen then yes. The 1971 original is clearly an existential masterpiece, or at least not that bad. You need to watch the UK cut not the US one though.
But if you knew nothing of Dredd it would just be tosh. There should be a category for greatest abuse of source material though. Will Smith's I Am Legend anyone?
If you were slightly high and watching in 3D at the cinema it was an awesome and immersive experience. Also didn't ruin source material or use up vast amounts of the cannon in a single film.
Reading this I couldn't help but recall this classic Kermodian rant:
Blocked on youtube but a link to reginald d hunter on the same subject.
http://biqle.com/watch/887370_168669746
OzMike
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Last Feelings, utter tripe.
I was conned into going by an ex.
I was conned into going by an ex.
You you get your brownie reward afterward?
I once shagged a girl up the council gritter, and afterwards she asked me if I enjoyed it, my reply was "No. I knew I wouldn't, but I did enjoy seeing your discomfort".
I thought that Mars Attacks was intentionally bad?
Postman Pat
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Just watched The Sweeney......jesus, what a piece of hackneyed, cliche filled pile of utter dogturd.