The North Stand Chat Arms

[Uncle Spielberg]

Don't play that fecking fruit machine, just had £ 20 off me.

What do you fancy in the 2.30 Bath, I have a tip for Piquet at 15/2.

 

[Dave the OAP]

"....oi fat bloke....pass the salt as you are just playing with it..."

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think I might have the Mixed Grill and chips at £ 4.95 in a minute.

 

[tedebear]

*burp*

another cider please, that went down rather well...

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I'm selling these mobile phones anyone want one, top of the range these are, *aerial goes up* *presses the buttons on the phone* the tv changes channels. *Beeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppp* thats the statelight moving out of position, there is be another one along in a minute.

I don't want it the barman goes, ok what about thirty quid? I don't want it, come on Mike this is the last one, read my lips NO.

*puts the aerial down, and the tv goes all fuzzy*.

 

[tedebear]

I'm selling these mobile phones anyone want one, top of the range these are, *aerial goes up* *presses the buttons on the phone* the tv changes channels. *Beeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppp* thats the statelight moving out of position, there is be another one along in a minute.

I don't want it the barman goes, ok what about thirty quid? I don't want it, come on Mike this is the last one, read my lips NO.

*puts the aerial down, and the tv goes all fuzzy*.

are you sitting on the talking to yourself table? if not you certainly are now...

 

[Basil Fawlty]

are you sitting on the talking to yourself table? if not you certainly are now...

I was talking to barman.

 

[Monsieur Leclerc]

You seem like a very nice Bear. Might I be permitted to buy you a drink?

 

[sir danny cullip]

John Smiths please

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Matt I will get this for you.

 

[tedebear]

You seem like a very nice Bear. Might I be permitted to buy you a drink?

I'm a bit furry round the edges but by all means of course.... Just talk quietly - Arthurs asleep in his pram

 

[surrey jim]

Hi Matt, how are you?

 

[Gazwag]

I'm selling these mobile phones anyone want one, top of the range these are, *aerial goes up* *presses the buttons on the phone* the tv changes channels. *Beeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppp* thats the statelight moving out of position, there is be another one along in a minute.

I don't want it the barman goes, ok what about thirty quid? I don't want it, come on Mike this is the last one, read my lips NO.

*puts the aerial down, and the tv goes all fuzzy*.

I surpose your own material is out of the question, but mind that bar hatch, its just been put up

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I surpose your own material is out of the question, but mind that bar hatch, its just been put up

*falls through the bar hatch*

 

[Monsieur Leclerc]

I'm a bit furry round the edges but by all means of course.... Just talk quietly - Arthurs asleep in his pram

(Marvellous, I will get you a cider and an apple juice for Arthur when he wakes up)

(Hurry up Spielberg!!)

(Cheers)

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I've had 2 pints and a whisky. It looks like it could be an all day session, feck it, I'll have another whisky and coke. Lights up a B&H.

Landlord - can you get the racing channel on the TV mate

 

[tedebear]

(Marvellous, I will get you a cider and an apple juice for Arthur when he wakes up)

(Hurry up Spielberg!!)

(Cheers)

You are a gent and a scholar, thank you, 7 pages of chit chat and the first offer of a pint.....

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I've had 2 pints and a whisky. It looks like it could be an all day session, feck it, I'll have another whisky and coke. Lights up a B&H.

Landlord - can you get the racing channel on the TV mate

The tv is on the blink sorry.

 

[sir danny cullip]

Matt I will get this for you.

Cheers Kev, remind me next season i owe you one!

 

[surrey jim]

I've had 2 pints and a whisky. It looks like it could be an all day session, feck it, I'll have another whisky and coke. Lights up a B&H.

Landlord - can you get the racing channel on the TV mate

ahh good man not one of theese new non smoking pubs