The North Stand Chat Arms

[Basil Fawlty]

Large Gin please Gina (barmaid) anyone else?

*throws the chalk at Gazwag, hits him right in the middle of his head.*

here you're Gaz, you wanted the chalk.

 

[Paddy B]

phew - who farted? was that you Kev?

 

[surrey jim]

So what does everyone else want? *pulls out his wallet*

Pint of Guiness, 20 Mayfair and a packet of ready salted cheers

 

[Hiney]

It`s not over Hiney by a long way. One week and counting!!

So what you buying me mate?

Whatever you want mate, my shout

 

[Basil Fawlty]

No I think it was Hiney.

 

[Donkey Hoaty]

So what does everyone else want? *pulls out his wallet*

Pint of Kronenbourg and a whisky chaser old bean would go down a treat. Ta

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Anyone see the Snooker last night, pretty dull stuff

 

[Croydonbloke]

I don`t like the look of the Rottweiler. I think I better throw him a pork scratching. I can`t because the barman hasn`t served me and seems to be ignoring me big time. Oi barman will you hurry up and serve me or shall I go elsewhere.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Whatever you want mate, my shout

I`ll have a fosters then thanks. You`ve got more chance than I have in drawing the barmans attention.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Anyone see the Snooker last night, pretty dull stuff

I did mate bloody boring and too much safety play don`t you think.

 

[Donkey Hoaty]

I`ll have a fosters then thanks. You`ve got more chance than I have in drawing the barmans attention.

Can anyone else hear that funny squeaking sound

 

[Everest]

*comes in looking for Chapman for ordering a taxi for Magoo for a laugh*

*walks out mumbling "f***ing ginger wanker"*

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Can anyone else hear that funny squeaking sound

It aint dels blow up dolls is it?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Pint of Kronenbourg and a whisky chaser old bean would go down a treat. Ta

Kronenbourg and a whisky chaser please Gina.

 

[Gazwag]

Large Gin please Gina (barmaid) anyone else?

*throws the chalk at Gazwag, hits him right in the middle of his head.*

here you're Gaz, you wanted the chalk.

ouch

*turns and spears _86 through the right hand with pool cue*

See what happens when you dont have chalk on the cue, I'll have a pint of larger if you're buying by the way.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

ouch

*turns and spears _86 through the right hand with pool cue*

See what happens when you dont have chalk on the cue, I'll have a pint of larger if you're buying by the way.

*slowly gets back up* pint of larger please Gina.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Cheers Hiney that`s very kind of you. (Sips the froth of the top) . 1st beer in a while for me. One of many tonight I hope.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Oi...there's Palace scum in here.......get em

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Do you want a drink DTG?

 

[Croydonbloke]

Oi...there's Palace scum in here.......get em

Mate. I was close to being maulled earlier and Hiney rescued your crowd from a severe beating!!