The North Stand Chat Arms

[Donkey Hoaty]

Cheers Hiney that`s very kind of you. (Sips the froth of the top) . 1st beer in a while for me. One of many tonight I hope.

*Bumps into croydon bloke and spills his pint and carries on walking*

 

[surrey jim]

Do you want a drink DTG?

*cough

did my order get lost

 

[Basil Fawlty]

What did you order Jim, I didn't realise sorry?

 

[Dave the OAP]

"Pint of harveys Old with a little umbrella thing in it and a cherry please Mr barman."



"So who saw Old Tricks - or whatever its called last night. That Amanda Redmond...I would..hur hur hur"


Oh Look...a karioki machine........wanders over


" I did it myyyyeeeeeeeeeeee wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

 

[The Wookiee]

FFS cant you get some locks on the toilet cubicle doors, and whats with the WD40 sprayed on the top of the cistern

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Amanda Redman would get it DTG, can you turn the jukebox up alittle please?

 

[Redhead]

* walks to bar orders half a lemonade *

 

[Everest]

*comes in for a quick one*

Who's gonna buy me a tequila sunrise?

*wanders over to jukebox looking for Eagles songs (and not those scummy eagles)*

"Is that a Barcelona shirt or a dishcloth I see?"

 

[Dave the OAP]

"....what a wonderful night to make make romance....
....neath the colour of October skies...................."

 

[surrey jim]

What did you order Jim, I didn't realise sorry?

Pint of Guiness, 20 Mayfair and a packet of ready salted, ta

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Pint of Strongbow please.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Pint of Strongbow please.

It is pony in here mate, try the NSP Head.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Pint of Guiness, 20 Mayfair and a packet of ready salted, ta

Pint of Guiness, 20 mayfair and a packet of ready salted please Gina.

Jim I told you at Wolves stop this smoking, it aint good for you.

 

[Everest]

"....what a wonderful night to make make romance....
....neath the colour of October skies...................."

Got a stutter Dave? And it's "A fantabulous night to make romance"

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

It is pony in here mate, try the NSP Head.

Yeah think I will!

 

[Dave the OAP]

Got a stutter Dave? And it's "A fantabulous night to make romance"

Yes but I am pissed and finding it difficult to read the autocue

 

[surrey jim]

Pint of Guiness, 20 mayfair and a packet of ready salted please Gina.

Jim I told you at Wolves stop this smoking, it aint good for you.

dont wory the cough has gone, anyway how have you been

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*Sneezes

I've got a bloody cold.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

dont wory the cough has gone, anyway how have you been

I've got a bad cold Jim, but part from that I'm ok.

 

[Barnet Seagull]