The North Stand Chat Arms

[surrey jim]

*enters looking slightly sheepish*

er... hello... do any of you lot own the Silver Audi in the car park ?

If its the well polished smart RS4 then yes thats me




*quickly hides Peugeot keys

 

[Croydonbloke]

Croydon Bloke asks for cash to dry clean Burberry jacket.

Being a Brighton pub there was not much of a contribution as most of the cash has been spent in a collection for the next Coca Cola Kid...........

Anyone for a game of Pool?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Yes I'm up for a game of Pool Croydonbloke.

Can I have a pint of carlsberg please Gina?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You've had about 7 pints now Brightonfan 86

 

[tedebear]

*Quietly thanks God that I have finally met my type of lady*

I owe you a pint and I must scurry, the young man is awake and requires his lunch!! cheerio and thanks for the chat.... may return later if Zef fancies a pint also...

 

[Croydonbloke]

Yes I'm up for a game of Pool Croydonbloke.

Can I have a pint of carlsberg please Gina?

I`ll get that round mate. Right rack em up and your break.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

You've had about 7 pints now Brightonfan 86

Nope I haven't had 7 pints, I've had 1 vodka martini shaken not stirred, and a pint of carlsberg, so that makes two drinks US.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I`ll get that round mate. Right rack em up and your break.

*puts the 50 pence into the pool table, bloody hell its jammed!

 

[sir danny cullip]

Tell him Sensai Reiley, he will know!! used to sell Virgin Internet disks at school with him when the internet was first around. we got them free from V Megastore in HH and folgged them to first years for £2.50 ahh those were the days!

I will e mail him and let him know. Cheeky bugger you are!

 

[Croydonbloke]

*puts the 50 pence into the pool table, bloody hell its jammed!

Boot it!!!

 

[sir danny cullip]

Did anyone see that Arsenal guys injury last night was HORRIBLE! His ankle was totally fcuked!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Boot it!!!

*gives it a good boot*

*the balls finally goes down to the bottom*

 

[Croydonbloke]

Did anyone see that Arsenal guys injury last night was HORRIBLE! His ankle was totally fcuked!

 

[Monsieur Leclerc]

I owe you a pint and I must scurry, the young man is awake and requires his lunch!! cheerio and thanks for the chat.... may return later if Zef fancies a pint also...

*Bows graciously* Anytime!

*I call after the already departed Teddy. Returns to drink, sitting on my own*

 

[Croydonbloke]

*gives it a good boot*

*the balls finally goes down to the bottom*

Where`s the chalk?

 

[Croydonbloke]

Hurry up and break mate..

 

[surrey jim]

*puts the 50 pence into the pool table, bloody hell its jammed!

50p for a game of pool

puts money down on side, what a bargain

 

[Croydonbloke]

50p for a game of pool

puts money down on side, what a bargain

Winner stays on.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*breaks off*

* 2 yellow fall down*

*good positional shot on the yellow to the middle pocket*

*hits and it goes in*

*looks around the table and sees nothing on* so does one of his snookers*

Get out of that then.

 

[Donkey Hoaty]

Croydonbloke goes to toilet and Donkey Hoaty is walking out. Here mate please be a little more careful as you walk past me next time as you made me spill my Beer. With that I give a long stare.

*Oh dear it looks like Donkey Hoaty is going to have to lamp Croydonbloke - hold me back lads or join in.
Donkey throws his pint over his left shoulder*