The North Stand Chat Arms

[tedebear]

Oh Bugger, i have snapped the microphone lead!!!!

DAVE!! you evil evil man here endeth the karaoke...

 

[Parson Henry]

"...ACE OF SPADES....ACE OF SPADES....."


still singing on the machine whilst being dragged out of the door by an irate Mrs DTG


Oh Bugger, i have snapped the microphone lead!!!!

Lemmy the Gaffer!!

 

[Dave the OAP]

Lemmy the Gaffer!!

 

[Gazwag]

A KARAKOKE COMPETITION INSTEAD:

SIGN UP BELOW:

Is that a bit like the Oki Koke

In out In out shake it all about

 

[Statto]

yes according to some (Statto ) I am a tight bastard, he seems to forget every home game at the Long Man and on Saturday night when I ended up getting 2 rounds in an hour



Ps what would you like

Edit: and Ipswich away when I got 3 cases of beer for the journey (John Boy enjoyed!!!)

*Statto walks in*

* sees Jim buying round*

:thud:

* gets up from the floor and sits down at bar*

 

[Commander]

Does anyone reckon London Irish might pop in for a pint later or do you think this establishment is beneath him

I'll get him like I did Brighton fan 86

 

[Parson Henry]

Okay

which one of you put

'Oops upside your head' on the Jukebox?

 

[tedebear]

Okay

which one of you pout

'Opps upside your haed' on the Jukebox?

Not me.... I waiting for "I'm not in love, so don't forget it......its just a silly phase I'm going through..."

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Chapman came in at 11am , made a mess of the toilets, phoned up a bogus taxi and fecked off to the NSP Head , he still owes me a pint

 

[surrey jim]

*Statto walks in*

* sees Jim buying round*

:thud:

* gets up from the floor and sits down at bar*

Guinness for me

and less of the cheek

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I'm off for a lie down. 2 pints of Guinness and 2 whisky's what a lightweight.

I will be in the pub tomorrow though. Have a good evening and don't get too pissed.

 

[Croydonbloke]

Phone rings. Landlord picks up the phone and it`s Croydonbloke asking if he`s left his coat by the pool table.

`Anyone know if CB left his coat by the pool table?` he shouts out.

 

[surrey jim]

Phone rings. Landlord picks up the phone and it`s Croydonbloke asking if he`s left his coat by the pool table.

`Anyone know if CB left his coat by the pool table?` he shouts out.

has it got Churchill written on the back

 

[Parson Henry]

Yup

There was a Drape Jacket in shocking pink with Blue velvet lapels. That's his.

 

[Parson Henry]

has it got Churchill written on the back

Oooooooh Yesssssss.

 

[surrey jim]

Oooooooh Yesssssss.

the dog was using it as a bed, then we used it to light the fire, sorry thought a tramp had left it

 

[Croydonbloke]

has it got Churchill written on the back

No that ones Winstons but his gone home for his Chicken rice and peas!!

 

[Croydonbloke]

Yup

There was a Drape Jacket in shocking pink with Blue velvet lapels. That's his.

No it was a nice casual type the sort you get from Burtons.

 

[Parson Henry]

No it was a nice casual type the sort you get from Burtons.

Are you sure? I thought you said you were attending an audition to join Showaddywaddy.

 

[Gazwag]

Pick up mobile and ring barman

"Hello this is the nunnery, is our Revd Mother Farka in your establishment"

Waits for barman to shout

"Is there a Mother Farka in here, I'm looking for a Mother Farka"

*sniggers Bart Simpson style into pint*