The North Stand Chat Arms

[Basil Fawlty]

No I better be off. Thanks for the game of pool and if you`re about tomorrow i`ll come back and whip your arse.

You wish sir, see you later.

 

[graz126]

is arse whipping allowed in here?

 

[blockhseagull]

Afternoon, just enough time for a couple of cheekies

How is everyone

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I'll have a pint of Cider, been a shite day so far, need a B&H. Looks like its going to be 75 degrees by Friday

 

[Basil Fawlty]

is arse whipping allowed in here?

he means I will whip your arse at pool, but I beat him earlier.

 

[graz126]

he means I will whip your arse at pool, but I beat him earlier.

really
i thought the strippers were in playing pool or something.

 

[tedebear]

Afternoon, gentleman. No DAFT Bints in here yet?
I'll have a whisky and lemonade, no ice. Thanks barman.

I missed Arthur? Oh, pity. I fancied a cuddle with him.

He's having a nap, and I'm digging out weeds around the pond, I wonder how far the baby monitor range is, could have time for another swifty

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Hey US anychance of getting a few snooker tables put into this place? there is a big room at the back, and I thought about snooker tables bringing in a good profit etc?

What do you say about that?

 

[surrey jim]

Hey US anychance of getting a few snooker tables put into this place? there is a big room at the back, and I thought about snooker tables bringing in a good profit etc?

What do you say about that?

or an area for pole dancers

 

[surrey jim]

Afternoon, just enough time for a couple of cheekies

How is everyone

Happy Birthady, let me buy you this drink,

having a nice day

 

[Basil Fawlty]

or an area for pole dancers

Another good suggestion, can we that beautiful blonde in the corner aswell?

 

[sir danny cullip]

Another good suggestion, can we that beautiful blonde in the corner aswell?

Im more than happy to do that kev

 

[surrey jim]

Another good suggestion, can we that beautiful blonde in the corner aswell?

Ive already told US, leave my mum alone

 

[blockhseagull]

Happy Birthady, let me buy you this drink,

having a nice day

Cheers, well having to work means it's not been that great !!!

 

[tedebear]

pole dancers, blondes? what is it with you lot....BOOOOORRRRIng

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Ive already told US, leave my mum alone

How can that be your mum? she looks in the late twentys, nice big set of tits, and a nice arse to match.

 

[Chicken Run]

Chicken Run rushes into the bar and shouts Baker Belloti and the tart from forfars are on their way in for a late lunch, then orders a bottle of house white

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Chicken Run rushes into the bar and shouts Baker Belloti and the tart from forfars are on their way in for a late lunch, then orders a bottle of house white

Time to barracade the door.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Does anyone reckon London Irish might pop in for a pint later or do you think this establishment is beneath him

 

[Dave the OAP]

"has anyone ordered a taxi from shoreham taxi's, cos its at the door?"

" What do you mean you odered one three weeks ago and its only just turned up...."