The North Stand Chat Arms

[John Boy]

Hi Pat- spent your club shop voucher yet?

 

[Everest]

*sneeks back in and slams £20 note on the bar*

Drinks all round, BoF's paying.

*snigger*

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

this pub's SHIT where's the dancefloor

 

[Statto]

Hi Pat- spent your club shop voucher yet?

Not yet mate, havent checked to see if I have recived an E-mail from them.

*dashes home to check*

 

[John Boy]

*finishes off stattos abandoned pint*

 

[sir danny cullip]

Johnny boi I owe you a drink or five

 

[John Boy]

Yes. Yes, you do.

 

[Barry Izbak]

Do you serve Beamish Red in here ? Bloody hard to find anywhere these days

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

*Gives up on homework, goes back in pub*

Aha, JohnBoy - I can buy you that drink i owe you online, and thus don't have to pay you back in person

 

[John Boy]

lol, sounds fair!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*walks in*

Hey Gina can I have a pint of carlsberg please, and a nice gammon and chips please?

 

[Bakesy]

JOHNBOY YOU MUPPETT, YOU'VE KNOCKED MY BEER OVER.........AGAIN.

 

[RM-Taylor]

Anyone willing to buy me a pint

 

[John Boy]

I meant it this time

 

[dougdeep]

My usual please. Is that a new barmaid?

 

[Statto]

*walks back into pub to find an empty pint glass where I was sitting before*.

 

[John Boy]

*walks back into pub to find an empty pint glass where I was sitting before*.

 

[Bakesy]

I meant it this time

"OUTSIDE, NOW!!"

 

[John Boy]

:safeway2:

 

[Bakesy]

My usual please. Is that a new barmaid?

yES..........Her name is Norma.....Norma Snockers.