stuff you want to see at FALMER

[Man of Harveys]

Marching bands

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

a cricket ground incorporated into it

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

a "seagulls ultras" section where FLARES are allowed

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

Sunday am... massive cat boot sale

 

[Scotty Mac]

a "seagulls ultras" section where FLARES are allowed

incoroparting no seats or teracing, just concrete steps with an 100ft wire fence around it, where you are also allowed huge flags and banners, and offal is handed out before the game with the programmes to throw at opposition players

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

a "seagulls ultras" section where FLARES are allowed

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Theburning of Liberals

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

heheh

 

[Scotty Mac]

a hypnotist who choses random fans via a ballot to come onto the pitch and perform all manner of acts at half time, ranging from nudity, an elton john impression or them being fooled into believing they can actually fly from an 100foot ladder above a burning pool of bleach placed in the centre circle

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

performing SEALS

 

[Scotty Mac]

a set of kangaroos wearing replica kits who then compete in a race against each other consisting of 3 laps of the pitch, before a baked bean eating contest. fans would also be allowed to place high money bets on the outcome of the race, with the club recieving a large portion of tv money for giving exclusive rights to this event to a tv company in dubai

 

[the wanderbus]

A very dubious injury time penalty against Palace in the last game of the season - its scored,condemning them to relegation - on goal difference

 

[crodonilson]

Vegetarian food

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

the harlem globetrotters facing off against a federico turienzo all star XI


IN A RACE AROUND THE WORLD

 

[Scotty Mac]

ballboys replaced with trained giraffes who the young fans are then encouraged to feed at half time with ucalyptus leafs sold via the food outlets in the stadium

 

[Man of Harveys]

Dogs dressed as Darth Vader doing half-time entertainment.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

added time MULTI BALL

 

[SuperMario]

performing SEALS

 

[Marty McFly]

Quality control.

Bye bye 1066

 

[Scotty Mac]

the dugouts placed in a huge cigar shaped boat above the centre circle