Stuck down a Chilean mine - what would YOU do?

[Man of Harveys]

I can't hear about those 33 poor sods stuck down a boiling hot mine in Chile without getting a bit of a shiver down the spine; nightmarishly claustrophobic. And, while presumably happy to be alive of course, they're going to be stuck down there for another four months and they don't even know that. How would YOU cope, fill the time etc?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i spy?

 

[KneeOn]

I'd try for a world record - longest wank circle.

 

[aftershavedave]

few bottles of lambrusco lowered down by rope and evening camparis

 

[Man of Harveys]

i spy?

"...something beginning with...'C'"
"is it...coal?"

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Ask Mr Fritzl nicely to let me out

 

[hans kraay fan club]

"...something beginning with...'C'"
"is it...coal?"

I guess that depends if it was a coal mine!

 

[Nibble]

4 Months? Bloody hell, why is that?

 

[Seaford Seagull]

homosexuality

 

[Colossal Squid]

4 Months? Bloody hell, why is that?

Try reading the news


Personally I'd probably wank myself into a coma and wait for the rescuers to revive me

 

[Man of Harveys]

4 Months? Bloody hell, why is that?

They simply cannot be arsed to bring them up any sooner than that. Appalling.

 

[fruitnveg]

I guess that depends if it was a coal mine!

Copper/Gold according to auntie beeb.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

"...something beginning with...'C'"
"is it...coal?"

I guess that depends if it was a coal mine!

Copper/Gold according to auntie beeb.

Harveys you TUBE. You must be SHIT at i-spy

 

[Hunting 784561]

I would call Dominos for a home delivery pizza - with garlic bread of course.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Harveys you TUBE. You must be SHIT at i-spy

It is very DARK down there

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Ask for a broadband connection and log on to NSC. I would then create loads of multiple accounts and start arguments with myself.

 

[scooter1]

Imagine if you were the only woman down there, slowly getting hit on by every one of 32 chilean minors.....

 

[jevs]

I wonder if they get paid double bubble for unsociable hours ?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'd do the obvious and start digging downwards to find some cgi-ed dinosaurs and dragons and fairies and surf the lava waves all the way to freedom, with a newly-adopted pygmy-monkey thing that i grew to love and call Bernie shortly after i accidentally slit the throat of its simply protective mother. Bernie didn't see that bit so thinks i am his saviour, and possibly mate judging by the way he keeps wobbling his monstrous thundercock at me. Still, we'll get on alright until the world sees him and wants to cage him and scientifically test him. That's part 2 though, when i realise that giving him up was wrong, completely bloody wrong, and have to rescue him from a circuslike lab, along with his hybrid friend Birtwik, who is a bee-ver, a goddamn-building beast with a flapping tail of suicidal toxicity.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

start a cult