Stuck down a Chilean mine - what would YOU do?

[hans kraay fan club]

They could record their own version of Big Brother

"Who goes home- you decide"

Or not, obviously.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Day 73 in the Big Brother Mine, and Pedro comes to the diary room.

"Hola, Big Brother!"

"Hola, Pedro, and how are you feeling today?"

"I'm fine, Big Brother, but it's a bit Chile in here, innit?"

1.6

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Carlos...Carlos...is that you?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Day 12 in the Big Brother Mine, and Pedro comes to the diary room.

"Hola, Big Brother!"

"Hola, Pedro, and how are you feeling today?"

"I'm fed up Big Brother. I want to go home now"

"Big Brother suggests you calm down, give it a few months and see how you feel, then"

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

It's almost better that there is so many down there. Plenty of differnent people to talk to. I expect they'll get sent down some books and papers in due course.

The question I think about though is where all the shit goes.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Day 114 in the Big Brother Mine

"Big Brother miners: this is Davina! Please do not swear. Prepare to welcome your NEW HOUSEMATE, as voted in by six million Channel Four viewers"

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Day 114 in the Big Brother Mine

"Big Brother miners: this is Davina! Please do not swear. Prepare to welcome your NEW HOUSEMATE, as voted in by six million Channel Four viewers"

To be fair, whilst she is a FREAK, and not terribly BRIGHT, I'm sure I'd find a use for her if I were stuck down a mine for four months.

 

[Easy 10]

"Ey Pedro, we hava sam good noos and sam bad noos for you all today"

"Oh...ok amigo. Wassa da bad noos ?"

"The TV man, he say there's gonna be a beeg Ricky Martin special onna Christmas Day"

"Ay karamba, not again. OK, wassa da good noos ?"

"You're notta gonna be out in time to see it, innit"

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I just hope there is not a large chorus of boos when they emerge from their eventual eviction.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

To be fair, whilst she is a FREAK, and not terribly BRIGHT, I'm sure I'd find a use for her if I were stuck down a mine for four months.

Well quite: frankly if you were stuck down a mine for four months, I'm sure you'd even find a use for THIS.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Sit in a corner with my back to the wall hoping Jose' didn't think he was about to die and be wanting to explore his "other" sexual fantasies before he dies.

 

[Danny-Boy]

"...something beginning with...'C'"
"is it...coal?"

It's a goldmine...might give them something to look for whilst they're down there though.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Well quite: frankly if you were stuck down a mine for four months, I'm sure you'd even find a use for THIS.

Only if the other 31 BLOKES were absolute mingers.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Only if the other 31 BLOKES were absolute mingers.

She's probably booking her flight to Santiago right now: 33 guys (probably Catholics too) trapped in total darkness for four months?

Ann: you'll never get a better chance

 

[8ace]

She's probably booking her flight to Santiago right now: 33 guys (probably Catholics too) trapped in total darkness for four months?

Ann: you'll never get a better chance

Shame for her the rescue hole is only going to be 66cm wide.

 

[Return of the Rev]

They will all die,please pray for them

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Shame for her the rescue hole is only going to be 66cm wide.

Ouch

 

[Normal Rob]

I'd spend the time planning out how i would spend the huge amount of money i'd get upon leaving from the mine as global heroes and the films rights that will surely follow...

 

[Fungus]

They should all be working, of course.

Mind you, think of the overtime.

 

[robinsonsgrin]

Meade's Ball....I Love You!!!