right. so we're basically left with: seagulls, seagulls?
No good. It's palpably unfair to all the other birds that we only chant 'seagulls', we really should be encouraging Equal Opportunities amongst our feathered friends. There should be quotas, some positive discrimination, and we should chant the names of other bird species instead just as many times as we chant 'seagulls.
Birdism, the new racism. You heard it here first, folks.