Songs which are now unacceptable at the AMEX?

[Storer 68]

in 1997 we showed some pleasing self awareness when we were bottom of the League.

Many away fans were left dazed and confused when the North Stand burst into a chorus of.


"We're SHIT........................................and We know we are!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Going down Old Shoreham Road to see their Brighton Aces

There is NOT a football club called Brighton in Old Shoreham Road, this is misleading and could cause severe crowd problems for those being deliberately lead the wrong way.

 

[Badger]

P - A - L - A - C - E
Stevie Coppell's got V.D.


when quite clearly he has not

Are you his doctor then? You know you shouldn't disclose confidential information like that...

 

[Storer 68]

Are you his doctor then? You know you shouldn't disclose confidential information like that...

It's just an annoying little rash........................................

 

[smeariestbat]

Are you his doctor then? You know you shouldn't disclose confidential information like that...

the song also finishes 'crystal palace f*ck off home' so theres swearing there too.

 

[Winker]

We're the West Stand, we're the West Stand, we're the West Stand Brighton boys

Sexist

That one's OK, we don't hear the west stand singing that anymore...

 

[keaton]

Are you Bob Geldof?

I haven't washed today but no. Why?

 

[Winker]

"We are Brighton" - excludes Hovians...

 

[Pavilionaire]

I haven't washed today but no. Why?

Voilence.

 

[catfish]

Suck my cock it's Brighton rock, doodah, doodah.

Apart from being sexist quite plainly delusional.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

"Woooooooaah, your shit aaaaaaaah" - Saying the Keeper is bad at his job - could cause him to become depressed.
"Give us a B - R....." - Discriminating those from Hove.

The only song i can think which would satisfy people is "Glory glory Brighton and Hove Albion" - unless the line "and the Stripes go marching on, on, on" is unacceptable because Stripes cant march.

 

[trueblue]

"Small town in [rival city], you're just a small town in [rival city]..."

Geographically inaccurate and a disservice to the population of the alleged 'small town'

Yes. Please ban this one. It's rubbish.

 

[trueblue]

"We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen". In breach of the Trade Descriptions Act. "World" to be changed to "The Amex - today".

 

[marshy68]

right. so we're basically left with: seagulls, seagulls?

Exclusionist again - other birds feeling islolated and discrimated against.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

There's no-one there, there's no-one there...

Could upset those that really are not there.

Are you a member of the legal profession, and if not, have you considered a change of career? You'd never lose a case.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

"We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen". In breach of the Trade Descriptions Act. "World" to be changed to "The Amex - today".

Discriminates against the opposition and says they arent that good.

 

[kingcole]

I used to love it when we sang 'You will never make the station' at the Goldstone

Not heard it for years and I always got met outside by my mum anyhow!

 

[shaolinpunk]

Shall we sing a, shall we sing a, shall we sing a song for you?

Assumes that they will indeed want us to sing a song on their behalf

 

[GreersElbow]

"Albion" Chant has to be banned, seeing as it's the old name for Great Britain, it may offend the millions that aren't born in this country. It could break down racial and ethnic barriers which will cause a collapse in society.

 

[Danny-Boy]

"Woooooooaah, your shit aaaaaaaah" - Saying the Keeper is bad at his job - could cause him to become depressed.
"Give us a B - R....." - Discriminating those from Hove.

The only song i can think which would satisfy people is "Glory glory Brighton and Hove Albion" - unless the line "and the Stripes go marching on, on, on" is unacceptable because Stripes cant march.

Remember chanting this at Kuipers after a bad day at Griffin Park, also getting the locals to chant "Donder Op". Which is not very nice in Dutch.