Songs which are now unacceptable at the AMEX?

[Monkey Man]

"We forgot that you were here."

Massively insulting to those with brain injuries or Alzheimer's.

 

[Hiney]

Oh Craig Mackail-Smith
You are the love of my life
Oh Craig Mackail-Smith
You can shag my wife

Glorifying adultery - disgraceful. All who sing this should be FLOGGED

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

You're going home like Sandy Richardson.

we could get away with that, safe in the knowledge that most stewards and OB are clearly younger than us!

 

[goldstone]

Dirty Northern Bastards applies to EVERY championship team that visits (including Bristol City and Cardiff). Clearly that's going to have to stop.

 

[Dave the OAP]

"You're Welsh, and you know you are". Ticks every box.

especially aimed at Ipswich fans

 

[Hove Seagull]

Posh spice is a slapper......

Nothing factually incorrect in that one.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Were F**ing Brilliant.

Makes opposition fans feel inadequate and possible leading them to suffer from depression.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Are you a member of the legal profession, and if not, have you considered a change of career? You'd never lose a case.

No M'lud!

 

[blue2]

Knees up Brighton town...... impossible to do whilst sitting in padded seats.

Plus inaccurate as we are neither a town nor could a town or city for that matter knees up as neither have any knees

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Can we breath? Or is that offensive to the dead?

 

[Twizzle]

"you black bastard" just isn't on.
....unless the player in question is white

 

[El Presidente]

We paid for your vests
We paid for your ve-s-s-s-ts
You hi-viz robots
We paid for your vests

 

[TheMajor]

Songs which are unacceptable at the Amex?

Anything by Coldplay - utter shit.

 

[bomber130]

Going down Old Shoreham Road to see their Brighton Aces

There is NOT a football club called Brighton in Old Shoreham Road, this is misleading and could cause severe crowd problems for those being deliberately lead the wrong way.

WALKING down old Shoreham Road to see THE Brighton Aces

Supported Brighton for long have you

 

[Gary Gurr]

Oh, and BTW the piece in the Telegraph is utter and complete bollocks. Never have i disagreed with him so much, there simply isn't the problem in British football that he describes. Sensationalist crap that should have been to shrill even for the Daily Mail.

I think the clue is in the 'paper' he writes for! The Torygraph!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

WALKING down old Shoreham Road to see THE Brighton Aces

Supported Brighton for long have you

I can't for the life of me work out what is more childish... the above or grammar police.

 

[bomber130]

I can't for the life of me work out what is more childish... the above or grammar police.

I think the above you goon.
Get a sense of humour

 

[Openmyeyes]

We're gay and we're ****ing you

There's an excellent piece by our Paul Hayward in the telegraph today about fan's misbehaviours this season and how clubs and the authorities should address. The essence of the article is enough is enough. Anyway, it got me thinking in light of the fan being banned for starting a song at the Amex recently in the north stand, what songs are regularly sung at the AMEX which could and should be banned in this context i.e it encourages a hateful and poisonous atmosphere? At the very least, you could end up in BIG trouble. Here's a few in this respect

Stand-Up, if you hate Palace: obviously inciting illegal activity
Hark now hear, and Brighton sing: encourages fighting
Build a Bonfire: inciting assassination/harm to 2 individuals
Go left, go left....: massive use of a swear word penultimate line /j threat to life in the last line
Your dirty Northern ba*****: swear word
Sign on, Sign on: discriminating against the disadvantaged
The ref's a *******: foul and abusive
Wash your mouth out son, shoot the Palace....: abusive and again, a threat to life being chanted here
Sheepshaggers: heard it a hundred times down the years but re: Bellamy case, this is now deemed racist
1 nil to the Nancy Boys: homophobic
You're too ugly to be gay: homophobic

Any others? But for the sake of clarity, the club ought to be very specific in a programme about the exact songs that have been sung in the past which are now deemed unacceptable so everyone's clear in my opinion. Or more fans are going to be ejected / end up with criminal records to their surprise, however witless these songs may be. Once we've got a list together, maybe post to Insider?

We're gay and we're ****ing you

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I'm Brighton till I die, I'm Brighton til I die, I know I am, I know I am, I'm Brighton til I die---------BAD FAN! Did I get the words right?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Glad to see very gay 'Ooo it's a cor-nah!' was lost in the move from Withdean :safeway: