Songs which are now unacceptable at the AMEX?

[Brovion]

right. so we're basically left with: seagulls, seagulls?

No good. It's palpably unfair to all the other birds that we only chant 'seagulls', we really should be encouraging Equal Opportunities amongst our feathered friends. There should be quotas, some positive discrimination, and we should chant the names of other bird species instead just as many times as we chant 'seagulls.

Birdism, the new racism. You heard it here first, folks.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"You're Welsh, and you know you are". Ticks every box.

 

[Brovion]

Oh, and BTW the piece in the Telegraph is utter and complete bollocks. Never have i disagreed with him so much, there simply isn't the problem in British football that he describes. Sensationalist crap that should have been to shrill even for the Daily Mail.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Good old Sussex by the Sea

Ageist

 

[Badger]

We can see you sneaking out.


Takes the piss out of how people walk

 

[Thunder Bolt]

right. so we're basically left with: seagulls, seagulls?

There's no such thing as a seagull so it's Herring gulls, herring gulls which would upset the biologists, as they would question the exclusion of black headed gulls, greater and lesser black backed gulls.

Good Old Sussex by the Sea is separatist excluding all other counties.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Oh, and BTW the piece in the Telegraph is utter and complete bollocks. Never have i disagreed with him so much, there simply isn't the problem in British football that he describes. Sensationalist crap that should have been to shrill even for the Daily Mail.

Daily Mailist... ban him!

 

[smeariestbat]

you palace b*stards, we're coming for you- swearing and somewhat threatening

 

[Brovion]

Daily Mailist... ban him!

Aggh! Guilty as charged!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Cum on Brighton

Encourages onanism

 

[ali jenkins]

"Whooooaaaaaaaaaaa" not because it insults anyone, just because its f***ing shit!

 

[Big_Unit]

Ole Ole Ole Vicente, Vicente

No such player... lies.

Hahahaha...!

 

[Trufflehound]

Earwig go! Earwig go! Earwig go!

Lay off the little blighters. They have as much right to be there as anyone else.

 

[timco]

Tells you what kind of season we are having when no-one has mentioned We're F**king Brilliant!

 

[keaton]

Is this the same Paul Hayward article that Football 365 said was hugely over-the-top reactionary tosh and ignored the fact that football voilence is decreasing?

 

[Storer 68]

P - A - L - A - C - E
Stevie Coppell's got V.D.


when quite clearly he has not

 

[Pavilionaire]

football voilence is decreasing?

Are you Bob Geldof?

 

[Storer 68]

There's no such thing as a seagull so it's Herring gulls, herring gulls which would upset the biologists, as they would question the exclusion of black headed gulls, greater and lesser black backed gulls.

Good Old Sussex by the Sea is separatist excluding all other counties.

and overly geographic. Lots of places in Sussex are nowhere near the sea!

 

[shaolinpunk]

"Small town in [rival city], you're just a small town in [rival city]..."

Geographically inaccurate and a disservice to the population of the alleged 'small town'

 

[Official Old Man]

Old Joke Alert
The guy in the north stand at Borrusia Park who shouts "Give me a BEEEEEE, Give me an OOOOOOO, Give me an RRRRRRR"