[Humour] Smart arse jokes

[Questions]

C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."

 

[Questions]

Right let’s go again......

A photon is going through airport security and the official asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."

 

[WATFORD zero]

There's only 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

I assume they're not meant to be funny

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Car crime in multistorey car parks.....wrong.....on so many levels.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

No, keep 'em coming. I haven't had a groaning giggle since my great grandad told me these jokes

 

[Questions]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ?
.............................

 

[Icy Gull]

You all laughed when I said I was going to be a standup comedian, I see you’re not laughing now.

 

[Badger]

Why do computer scientists celebrate Christmas at Halloween?

Because Dec. 25 = Oct. 31




*Reaches for coat stand*

 

[hart's shirt]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

To

To who?

No, 'to whom'.

 

[Diablo]

C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."

Sorry thicko here...please explain.

 

[Questions]

How do mathematicians tell their kids off ?

If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times

 

[Questions]

Sorry thicko here...please explain.

No clues

 

[dazzer6666]

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. "You mean martini?" the bartender says. The Roman replies, "Slow down! I'll let you know when I want more."

 

[hart's shirt]

Helium walks into a bar,

The barman says, “We don’t serve noble gases in here.”

Helium doesn’t react.

 

[Diablo]

There's only 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

I assume they're not meant to be funny

transalated to There are only two types of people . Those who understand binary and those who don`t. 10 is two(0 ones and 1 two) 1010 is ten (0 ones one 2, 0 fours and one 8)

 

[Goldstone1976]

There's only 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

I assume they're not meant to be funny

There are 2A types of people. Some of them like Douglas Adams.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

There was an English feline called One, Two, Three.
There was a French feline called Un De Trois
They had a swimming race. The English feline won as the Un De Trois Quatre Cinq

 

[swindonseagull]

ANGB.......................................Thats BANG out of order.

 

[brakespear]

Arial, Times New Roman and Helvetica walk into a bar.

The barman looks up and says 'We don't serve your type in here'

 

[AmexRuislip]

What do you call a crushed angle?

A wrecked angle.