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Baldseagull

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2012
11,839
Crawley
My mate drinks brake fluid, I think he is addicted but he reckons he can stop anytime he likes.
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,032
West, West, West Sussex
A dog walking down a country lane stops and asks 2 horses in a field what time it is. One horse looks at the other and says "bugger me, a talking dog"
 
















Matrix10

Member
Jun 7, 2011
501
Bexhill
What is green and always points north


A magnetic cucumber


What is green and hairy and goes up and down

A gooseberry in a lift
 
















Surrey_Albion

New member
Jan 17, 2011
2,867
Horley
There's a black fella... a Pakistani and a Jew having a drink in a nightclub. .....


What a fine example of an integrated community."
 










Lindfield by the Pond

Well-known member
Jan 10, 2009
1,929
Lindfield (near the pond)
what do you call a deer with no eyes ?

no idea...( no eye deer :lolol:)


what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs ?

Still no idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no dick?

Still no f***in idea
 


Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s
Dec 31, 2011
7,356
Three men walk into a pub.

One of them has far too much to drink, and the whole scenario unfolds with a tedious inevitability...
 


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