GOM
living vicariously
Blimey, the nostalgia.
I so cannot wait to do all the above for real again, such happy memories.
I so cannot wait to do all the above for real again, such happy memories.
Why just stop at the Amex? Why not recreate the Selhurst away experience in your own home too? Here’s how...
Draw a picture of how you’d like your house to look if you had millions of pounds to spend, but don’t make any improvements at all. Make sure your house remains the hovel it is.
Get your son to put on a black hoody, beat his drum monotonously for 90 minutes, and drone, “eee-ooooh-ahhh-oooooh”.
Rename your lounge after a former Palace player, then get the player to park in your driveway and have a Tommy Tank when your wife and daughter walk by.
Fill your basement with an inch of piss and install a trough to wee in at half time.
Lower your ceiling so it covers the top of the TV screen and install a metal post that further blocks your view.
After the game, get the local copper to walk you two miles to the station while neighbours throw empty Fanta bottles at you.
Why just stop at the Amex? Why not recreate the Selhurst away experience in your own home too? Here’s how...
Draw a picture of how you’d like your house to look if you had millions of pounds to spend, but don’t make any improvements at all. Make sure your house remains the hovel it is.
Get your son to put on a black hoody, beat his drum monotonously for 90 minutes, and drone, “eee-ooooh-ahhh-oooooh”.
Rename your lounge after a former Palace player, then get the player to park in your driveway and have a Tommy Tank when your wife and daughter walk by.
Fill your basement with an inch of piss and install a trough to wee in at half time.
Lower your ceiling so it covers the top of the TV screen and install a metal post that further blocks your view.
After the game, get the local copper to walk you two miles to the station while neighbours throw empty Fanta bottles at you.
I went to bookers especially to buy instant hot chocolate cups
Does this make me sad
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Surely someone better than me (jack s?) can recreate a match day from the “war years” when something was always going to happen but only a few knew what, eg fan chaining himself to the goal, York at home (most fans knew), the butcher’s pitch invasion vs Orient, Bellotti being chased out the West Stand, “sack the board” carved on the pitch, Hereford firework, there are loads more