[Help] Private Investigator.....adultery

[Doc Lynam]

Reminds me

https://youtu.be/50PbTompgB8

 

[tiberious]

Do you have your mates wife's phone number.... I am asking for a friend, Honest

 

[Music City Gull]

Dont dissuade him, this got potential.

It could turn into a very poor (probably even indebted) man's Bond movie.

I want freighthopping, hidden microphones, hacking, laser beam dodging... the whole package.

I think I’ve spotted ol Mouldy!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

 

[Dick Head]

So, you got up at god knows what time on a Sunday morning to go round the house of a mate's wife's mother at 6am, just to see if her car was there? You're actually entertaining spending your own money to hire a PI to follow somebody else's wife around? Do you not think that's a bit weird?

If this is really you, rather than a "friend", then it'd be a lot easier to come out and voice your suspicions to her (though if you're living what appear to be separate lives anyway, I'm not sure what purpose it'll serve in practical terms).

If it's genuinely somebody else you're talking about, then you'd be a far better mate by just being there for him if and supporting him when it all goes tits up, as opposed to stalking his ex wife when you only know his side of the story.

He isn't a mate, he's just a man he knows.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

He isn't a mate, he's just a man he knows.

Even more creepy then.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Ha ha. No surprise I suppose.

 

[portlock seagull]

We need Ernest back.

 

[R. Slicker]

Mouldy and Scully surely?

Great tune btw.

Mouldy and Gully

 

[Music City Gull]

Just get [MENTION=435]Stat Brother[/MENTION] on the case, he will have her best moves, vital statistics and facebook profile up before midnight.

And then Dwanye will come along to say he's got a mate who had her before and she's crap

Only thing I’m worried about with Stat is biking at night. Think his lone headlight and kicking every vehicle he passes will give him away?

 

[Napper]

must fancy the mrs , all a bit weird but I hope this thread never ends

 

[LlcoolJ]

Mouldy currently.......

https://youtu.be/ZZXP9FccCn0

 

[lawros left foot]

I understand what you are saying. But I have weighed this up months ago and it's big strength of mine, believe it or not I am a good judge of character.

She is definitely the home breaker.

Why did I read this in Donald Trumps voice?

 

[LlcoolJ]

Why did I read this in Donald Trumps voice?

"Quite frankly it's something that we've been most definitely looking into, closely looking into and yes, next question please....."

 

[marlowe]

At least the donning of a mask to help conceal his identity won't draw too much suspicion at the moment. Never a better time to be following someone while trying to remain incognito.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Mouldy and Gully

Hey Mr Slicker if it not me....is it you?

Seriously though who gonna tell him he is on thin ice with this one?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Sounds like a case of Ann Summers Solstice.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Just follow her to the restaurant. Once they're settled go in and ask for a table, "spot" her and go say hello to her, ask how your mate is and what he's up to. It'll be a happy coincidence, no need for anything dodgy.

Tell your mate you saw her out when you went for a bite to eat. She'll know she's been rumbled and it'll probably come to a head naturally.

Personally don't agree with people saying to stay out of it. Sounds like an abusive relationship, of one of my mates caught my missus cheating and didn't tell me I'd be well pissed off.

 

[birthofanorange]

It would be a dream come true, if this woman had got mixed up in a bizarre ménage à trois with the Fairy and his assistant. Imagine the role-play and uniforms....

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Best. Parody. Account. EVER!

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Thanks for posting that. If not, I would have missed it (for obvious reasons).

I am glad I'd swallowed that mouthfull of cider before I read that or I'd be looking at a new laptop.