[Help] Private Investigator.....adultery

[Skaville]

Is her name Julie by any chance? If so, tell her tonight is OFF

 

[jackanada]

I would like to interrupt this thread to say that my late uncle once woke up in the morning and opened the curtains to discover his wife's lesbian lover had made a circle of adult massage devices on the lawn.
The long version of the story we call the saga of Dildohenge.

 

[Giraffe]

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147 did she finish it with the black?

Genuinely made me laugh out loud.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Just cancelled restaurant booking. This is too gripping so must be available for updates tonight.

He’s bought his fake moustache a spy glass and newspaper with eye holes

 

[Guinness Boy]

cheridee collector

He doesn't do charity......

BNP canvasser.

i reckon he'd be really convincing at this one - perhaps already has though? Maybe he should wear a special hat just in case.

If she is there, she invites you in, and you get it on with her - you have your evidence. Job done.

And in six months' time [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION] gets to mark your technique out of 10.

 

[Live by the sea]

Call Crockett & Tubbs ?

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Is it on Netflix yet?


Intriguing....not half...


TNBA

TTF

 

[Da Man Clay]

Sounds pretty stalker behaviour to me all round. Following might be ok for a PI but a random mate of her husband who is doing it off his own back? You’ll find yourself arrested very quickly.

 

[Butch Willykins]

She sounds bang up for anything. Deffo give her one if you get the chance.

 

[schmunk]

i reckon he'd be really convincing at this one - perhaps already has though? Maybe he should wear a special hat just in case.

Perfect

 

[Napper]

also importantly

Is she fit ?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Is it on Netflix yet?


Intriguing....not half...


TNBA

TTF

Not the stalking but EP can definitely hook you up on the plumber shagging in a special hat bit.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Perfect

FFS. First beer for 5 days and I've spat it on my laptop screen.

 

[el punal]

Put this on Waccoe - I’d love to know what the response will be.

 

[British Bulldog]

The victim: One of the other dads at kids football
The missus: Pure bitch
The innocent: Kids and husband


Okay so, a man I have known for several years now is basically being kick out of his house, he is in a mess. I am convinced she is screwing someone, apart from her husbands pocket (which she also doing).

It has been brought to my attention she has been staying around her mums every other weekend, yeah right, unfortunately he believes her. I know different as I could see how she was going to have him over, so I found out where her Mum lives and went there 6.00am one Sunday morning and car was not there. No surprise to me.

But she is going out somewhere tonight, I don't know the time but I wanted to follow her to get some proof for him when he is ready to take it.

So the questions are:

1) What can and can't I actually do?
2) What evidence would I need to prove adultery?
3) Can I legal attach a tracker to vehicle?
4) Could she legally stop him from seeing the kids for any reason?

Are you tickling another blokes wife's fancy and trying to find out how you can get caught out? Just that I noticed you said a "man" that you have known for several years rather than a "mate" seems a lot of trouble to go to for a non mate man?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Take plenty of coffee and doughnuts

 

[el punal]

I would like to interrupt this thread to say that my late uncle once woke up in the morning and opened the curtains to discover his wife's lesbian lover had made a circle of adult massage devices on the lawn.
The long version of the story we call the saga of Dildohenge.

Sounds like a case of Ann Summers Solstice.

 

[WATFORD zero]

I’m not a divorce lawyer BUT IMHO when it comes to divorce/money/kids etc it won’t make a blind bit of difference if she’s shagging someone during the marriage. Not a jot. Where he could lose out however, particularly re seeing the kids, is if she finds out you’ve been stalking her. A lawyer could easily use this to present your friend as a potential danger to her and them.

I think that any possibility of this thread having any sort of passing acquaintance with common sense disappeared halfway through the first post

 

[WATFORD zero]

I am currently being stealth like to protect him but, when he has gone past rock bottom I want to have the evidence so she doesn't keep nailing him.

Beginning with stealthily posting all about it on a football forum

 

[BNthree]

What has it got to do with you anyway? Are you some kind of weird vigilante?

I think maybe she worked at the club shop when he tried to get his nipper the free shirt.