Must be fun playing Monopoly with Boris at Christmas.
I expect he takes Mayfair and Park Lane but everybody else has to pay for any houses and hotels plus he gets to keep the Get Out of Jail Free card for the whole game.
King of the World
You mentioned Gove earlier on the thread. He famously got his young and very athletic nanny to stand in for him and Mrs Gove in the parents' race at school sports day.