Bladders
Twats everywhere
Oh dear Jack
Is he wearing shorts or are his thighs as sun burnt as his arms?
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Is he wearing shorts or are his thighs as sun burnt as his arms?
Worthingite
Sexy Pete... :D
Oh dear Jack
Such a smermy attitude for such a pretty boy.... Have you ever felt the touch of a man before??
SamPeters18
New member
well Jack Phillips sounds like a nice guy 
now if you dont mind by f***ing off and going back to the shed you knock one out in every night you "melt" thank you
now if you dont mind by f***ing off and going back to the shed you knock one out in every night you "melt" thank you 
TSB
Captain Hindsight
I went to hove park....
Sorry dude. Ex-Blatch. I'm legally and morally obliged to be disparaging about Hove Park.
Worthingite
Sexy Pete... :D
You know what you were saying about us nibbling on each others chuff rings...
ah, clearly you have. I won't introduce you to my back room just yet then
Worthingite
Sexy Pete... :D
well Jack Phillips sounds like a nice guy
Oh. oh your joking........right?? This is precious, and you sir, have just taken it from gold to PLATINUM!!
junior
Well-known member
GOLD. I can't believe i missed this thread in it's infancy. I'm going to sit back with a beer now and enjoy...............
GreersElbow
New member
BHAFC_Pandapops
Citation Needed
- Feb 16, 2011
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i'm looking for an Al... Al Coholic. #rudolf
tescos staff are among the most empty headed people ever. Imho, and experience.
Puppet Master
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- Aug 14, 2012
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Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
A proportion of crowds have been leaving early since time began. It is not a new fangled hobby.
Why are they 'plastics'?
I've always thought a plastic would be one who follows there team from afar, armed with a remote control or cursing and throwing their arms wildly at a pub big screen.
Attendances seem to be very poor across the board. Im certain many clubs would happily lay on a limo service to those who feel the need to leave on the 86th minute, providing they turn up and pay for a ticket.
Why are they 'plastics'?
I've always thought a plastic would be one who follows there team from afar, armed with a remote control or cursing and throwing their arms wildly at a pub big screen.
Attendances seem to be very poor across the board. Im certain many clubs would happily lay on a limo service to those who feel the need to leave on the 86th minute, providing they turn up and pay for a ticket.
TSB
Captain Hindsight
Out of interest, how did you find his facebook page? Don't tell me he has it listed on info?
TSB
Captain Hindsight
Are you lost, BOF?
Ahh I see. My mistake. You're answering the original post. Blimey. I'd completely forgotten how this begun.
smeariestbat
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- May 5, 2012
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[MENTION=23]Everest[/MENTION] you have used the thunder£&@/ adjective in two threads tonight that i have read, and have guffawed at both of them. awesome word, i'm ringing the dictionary and the scrabble people!
gold
Puppet Master
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- Aug 14, 2012
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Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
Now that is just a cheap shot and unworthy (I'm not entirely sure what a skull f*** is?)
PS - on your signature "turd" is spelt with a "u" not an "e".
TSB
Captain Hindsight
But surely there's more than one Jack Phillips in Sussex?
TSB
Captain Hindsight
I accept your proposal, sir.
Now, in the true spirit of fights between the two schools, I shall not show up. Then I shall spend the next week bragging that you were too scared to fight. When confronted, I will claim that I was there but no-one turned up. Then I shall return to my back bedroom to comtemplate my virginity.
Puppet Master
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- Aug 14, 2012
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For someone who hates "chuff nibblers" he has an awful lot of photos prancing around in his room with other boys wearing nothing but their pants!