My rant

[Thunder Bolt]

Oh please stop, I'm dying here................

I'm having to wipe my laughter tears away. Great entertainment.

 

[bennibenj]

I'm having to wipe my laughter tears away. Great entertainment.

pure pure comedy classic

 

[Everest]

your post rate is higher than his....

 

[TSB]

Checking scores at half time on phones never works server always to full

Oi! Your answer to my question is musing. You're so unhelpful and smermy. I'm going to have a cry in the back bedroom.

 

[Bladders]

Checking scores at half time on phone never works

server always to full

Me love you long time

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

If that was somehow directed towards me, then go f*** yourself.

If it wasn't directed at me, then go f*** yourself anyway for being such a dumbarsed cockjuggling thundercunt.

[MENTION=23]Everest[/MENTION], sir, you are a legend!

 

[Worthingite]

I think we may have scared the poor lad away!! Either that or he's fetching his profanisaurus - I know what I'd be doing if I was backed into a corner like this!

what a bunch of smermy wankers we are

 

[Puppet Master]

[MENTION=20323]jack phillips[/MENTION] please come back, this is making my evening

 

[jack phillips]

Backed into a corner ask your dad while he watched me skull f*** your mum

 

[GreersElbow]

I think we may have scared the poor lad away!! Either that or he's fetching his profanisaurus - I know what I'd be doing if I was backed into a corner like this!

what a bunch of smermy wankers we are

Smermy must be added to the NSC dictionary

 

[TSB]

I think we may have scared the poor lad away!! Either that or he's fetching his profanisaurus - I know what I'd be doing if I was backed into a corner like this!

what a bunch of smermy wankers we are

You, sir, are not only smermy but you are unhelpful as well. I shall not stand for such nonsense....you melt.

 

[GreersElbow]

Backed into a corner ask your dad while he watched me skull f*** your mum

Sounds like you're into the idea of people watching you shag. Were you the one caught on tape then arrested for sex on the beach last weekend ?

 

[jack phillips]

Me writing shit on here entertaining you minge pieces has made my evening

 

[Bladders]

Backed into a corner ask your dad while he watched me skull f*** your mum

.........just when we thought you couldn't dig yourself any deeper

 

[Puppet Master]

Does anyone else read smermy as "spermy"

 

[Worthingite]

You, sir, are not only smermy but you are unhelpful as well. I shall not stand for such nonsense....you melt.

You forgot, I'm also a 40 year old virgin in my mum and dad's back bedroom. If and Only spring to mind - it would be so much cheaper!!!!!

 

[bennibenj]

Backed into a corner ask your dad while he watched me skull f*** your mum

wow.

 

[Bladders]

You forgot, I'm also a 40 year old virgin in my mum and dad's back bedroom. If and Only spring to mind - it would be so much cheaper!!!!!

...........who's just smermed in his pants

 

[TSB]

I quite like him. Provides a good laugh and uses the phrase 'minge pieces'

jack phillips, he's alright

 

[Everest]