My rant

[HovaGirl]

And using your real name wasn't such a good idea was it? Jack Phillips who went to Hove Park School and works on the checkouts at Tesco?

LOL.

 

[HovaGirl]

Oh dear Jack

Coo. How do you get a suntan to match purple shorts?

 

[Peever]

Pure gold

 

[queens park pete]

I am also in the mood for mince pies..

 

[Hatman1234]

Well, reading this was better than masturbation.

Jack Phillips ...

 

[maltaseagull]

And using your real name wasn't such a good idea was it? Jack Phillips who went to Hove Park School and works on the checkouts at Tesco?

No wonder they are losing market share if this is the standard of their checkout staff

 

[Garage_Doors]

whats a melt?

 

[Worthingite]

whats a melt?

No idea. Joey Barton uses it a lot on twitter though, so something crap no doubt.

 

[phoenix]

whats a melt?

Urban Dictionary: melt





Urban Dictionary: melt


1. melt. an absoulute complete f*****g idiot. he/she is a melt your a meltboy shutup you ... Named because one feels like they are melting while tripping on acid ...

 

[Hungry Joe]

This is f***ing brilliant. Come back Jack!

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Minge pieces? Or mince pies?

mince(the straight xmas type) if i'm hungry,minge if i am starving!!

 

[Hungry Joe]

oi Jack....

 

[Twizzle]

Excuse me kind sir, but are you a comedy parody of a real person? on the wind up? or just being yourself?

multiple choice, no variant of answer required

'bonkers' is an abreviation of that last choice

 

[Puppet Master]

Jack can you help me pack my bags

 

[TSB]

Just in case Jack missed how this turned out...