My rant

[Puppet Master]

Is this turning you on, Jack?

 

[Bladders]

Does anyone else read smermy as "spermy"

Yuuuup!

 

[Worthingite]

Me writing shit on here entertaining you minge pieces has made my evening

Minge pieces. We need to add that too.

 

[Bladders]

I quite like him. Provides a good laugh and uses the phrase 'minge pieces'

jack phillips, he's alright

He must have just arrived from the 80's

 

[Worthingite]

[MENTION=20323]jack phillips[/MENTION], your not related to someone called Jamie are you??

 

[jack phillips]

I'm off now so you lot who don't actually know each other hide behind fake names on here just dreaming of nibbling on each others chuff rings being pretty unhelpful have a good evening

 

[Worthingite]

Is this turning you on, Jack?

Christ, you've given him so many options on what hole to start with first

 

[Worthingite]

I'm off now so you lot who don't actually know each other hide behind fake names on here just dreaming of nibbling on each others chuff rings being pretty unhelpful have a good evening

maybe if you hadn't got all smermy, we wouldn't have been such minge pieces though?

 

[Puppet Master]

I'm off now so you lot who don't actually know each other hide behind fake names on here just dreaming of nibbling on each others chuff rings being pretty unhelpful have a good evening

And using your real name wasn't such a good idea was it? Jack Phillips who went to Hove Park School and works on the checkouts at Tesco?

 

[Bladders]

I'm off now so you lot who don't actually know each other hide behind fake names on here just dreaming of nibbling on each others chuff rings being pretty unhelpful have a good evening

This kids a one man wordsmith machine!

 

[Bob!]

I'm off now so you lot who don't actually know each other hide behind fake names on here just dreaming of nibbling on each others chuff rings being pretty unhelpful have a good evening

Who's smermy now!

 

[TSB]

He must have just arrived from the 80's

Well, it's their loss. We've got him now and our lives shall be all the richer for it.

 

[Puppet Master]

Oh dear Jack

 

[TSB]

And using your real name wasn't such a good idea was it? Jack Phillips who went to Hove Park School and works on the checkouts at Tesco?

That explains a lot.

 

[Bladders]

Oh dear Jack

looks a bit of a minge piece chuff ring to me

 

[GreersElbow]

And using your real name wasn't such a good idea was it? Jack Phillips who went to Hove Park School and works on the checkouts at Tesco?

I have 5 friends in common, haha oh dear. I might know him.

 

[Puppet Master]

You know what you were saying about us nibbling on each others chuff rings...

 

[GreersElbow]

That explains a lot.

I went to hove park....

 

[TSB]

Hold up folks. The kid was alright. He didn't do anything to deserve Jamie-like treatment. Let's keep it at playful banter.

 

[Everest]

Jack, what's a TERD?

Is it similar to a minge piece?