You may well have made it up, but it is certainly true.Isn't the University of Buckingham massively untrustworthy and specializing in courses like "Nutrition". Or have I made that up?
If you are so thick that it would be criminal to train as a U Buck medic, you can be a U Buck nutritionist.
"Hello, can you advise me on my nutrition"
"Yes, yes I can"
"well what should I eat?"
"Cereal for breakfast, a light lunch, and in the evening a massive meat and two veg.
That will be £120 guineas - see my secretary. We take American Express."