jackalbion
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- Aug 30, 2011
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you should of gone all chuck norris on her a roundhouse kicked her arse
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Just because you have kids...................
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Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Not at all. I am just amazed she would say that after she stole your seat. Sounds like one classy lady. TBH you probably did the right thing. It could have escalated, and whilst you were in the right, sometimes it's just not worth the aggro .
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- #83
Yeah I was only kidding anyway.
I have no time for people like that and quite frankly liken it to trying to communicate with a slug.
Similar intellectual capacity and looks to boot.
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Did you know Chuck Norris is so fast he can run round the world and punch himself on the back of the head?
jackalbion
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or even better you could of gone all gordon greer and elbowed her seconds before she gets off the train then get thrown off yourself and banned from a train for the three next journey's
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ifuhatepalacestandup
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jackalbion
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but he is afraid that brighton are gonna score again
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This is by far the most sensible suggestion yet.
Really? Oh come on, it's Friday night, get a sense of humour.
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Nibble
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In all honesty sometimes there is nothing you can do in these situations. She knew she had her kids there, she is female and she knew she would probably get away with it. Short of starting a fight with a woman in front of her kids what can you do if the guard cannot attend? Sometimes you just have to walk away safe in the knowledge that she is the wanker in that situation. I doubt public opinion would have gone in your favour had you got aggressive. I think given the circumstances you did the only thing you could do.
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Brighton Bhuna Boy
Well I found it funny.
Most of us realised that you weren't actually calling him a sick F...
Icy Gull
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What are you gonna do when the rightful owner with a seat reservation asks you to vacate their seat?
You were remarkably restrained with said bitch imo.
Yep that is a very reasonable way to live your life, whenever you are faced with any out of the ordinary situation ask yourself "what would Gordon do?"
However, it is kind of rhetorical, there is only one answer
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John Bumlick
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should have said yes i am a paedo and just stood there staring at her kids
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nomoremithras4me
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I had it on the way home from Peterborough a few weeks ago, some Doris in my seat. She said that someone was in her seat, I suggested that she do what I was and tell them to move, f*** chivalry!
Lord Bracknell
On fire
Almost 100 posts, and NO-ONE has come up with the OBVIOUS solution.
The kids are kids. They are SMALL. This means there will be room for you to sit BETWEEN THEM. That will allow the woman to keep the seat she is occupying AND keep her eye on the kids at the same time.
Sorted.
The kids are kids. They are SMALL. This means there will be room for you to sit BETWEEN THEM. That will allow the woman to keep the seat she is occupying AND keep her eye on the kids at the same time.
Sorted.
cornish seagull
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SeagullinExile
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If she has overhead luggage, remove it without the vermin noticing and pour in a can of lager or better still have a piss in it.
Just piss on her...and her kids