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Just because you have kids...................
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SeagullinExile
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with your hand in your pocket touching yourself....
Sorry...couldn't resist!
I'll get me coat then.....
SeagullSongs
And it's all gone quiet..
This had Gold potential until the woman got off the train without further confrontation.
Could be heading back that way though?
Could be heading back that way though?
Doesn't mean you can behave like a total wanker.
Genuine conversation on train that just happened just now.
Train is from Cardiff Central to Portsmouth.
Me: Excuse me you are in my seat (said with seat reservation in hand)
Lady: Well I don't care I think it is more important that my children sit down
Me: But your children are over there and you are the one sat in my seat
Lady: Well I am hardly going to sit somewhere away from my children am I?
Me: Perhaps you could all move to other seats then?
Lady: The train is full so we won't be able to sit elsewhere.
Me: That is exactly why I booked a seat so I could sit down.
Lady: Frankly thats not my problem. I don't want you sitting near my children as you could be a paedophile.
Me: Right I see, so I can't sit in my seat I reserved because you want to sit near your children and you didn't reserve, and also I might be a paedophile?
Lady: That just about sums it up yeah.
At this point I decided to walk away and sit on the floor (where I am currently still sitting) rather than engage any further with this MORON!
On the bright side is only a 3.5 hour train journey to Portsmouth and we have already done 30 mins so not long to go.
Gotta love public transport.
My, my. That's a journey which just screams excitement.
Forget the Trans-Siberian Express, the Tokyo-Kyoto bullet train, the Eastern & Oriental Express or the Indian Pacific across Australia. Cardiff Central to Portsmouth - what a treat! What an adventure!
I trust the fine dining was exceptional?
you should have dropped your trousers and pants and scuttled your bum on her lap the way a dog does when it gets an itchy arse. all the while shouting "ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM, MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY I'LL DO THIS TIL YOU SCREAM" then ask her which kid is her favourite as you are going to follow her home and kidnap it
jackalbion
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- Aug 30, 2011
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Yep that is a very reasonable way to live your life, whenever you are faced with any out of the ordinary situation ask yourself "what would Gordon do?"
However, it is kind of rhetorical, there is only one answer
this would come in so helpful at so many times queues for post offices, jobsworths, exams, millwall fans, zombies
Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
Pulling out a big f***-off machete would have shit her up completely, saying you're going to hack her kids to death one by one unless she f***ing moves. When the British Transport Police arrive just say your psychotic side got the better of yourself and you forgot to take the needed daily medication.
blue'n'white
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Genius
Absolute f***ing genius
I now have to clean my computer screen as there's coffee over a large part of it !!
glasfryn
cleaning up cat sick
when we in Wales my Mrs came from London to Carmarthen with a reserve ticket and stood all the way with another woman who was about 10 years older than my wife.
while stood in Cardiff station about 20 people complained about this standing room only, to be told "get on with it" wonder if he would let his gran stand for that long "BASTARD"
I wanted to email Branson direct because I think you can but like most women she just said never again and travelled by coach on later journeys it was cheaper and sometimes faster
while stood in Cardiff station about 20 people complained about this standing room only, to be told "get on with it" wonder if he would let his gran stand for that long "BASTARD"
I wanted to email Branson direct because I think you can but like most women she just said never again and travelled by coach on later journeys it was cheaper and sometimes faster
Sussex Nomad
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Have a word with the mum, slap her around a bit... don't throw her out the window ... go to the kids say Oiii Kids no! slap them around a bit don't throw them out the window .. get back to the muvver tell her to get her arse out yer seat and tell her the 18 year old daughter looks a bit tasty ... sorted!
Seagull on the wing
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Just sit on her lap.....then let out the biggest fart you could muster!!
seagull_special
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As a parent, I would have just punched her kids! or maybe just taken out a bic lighter and started flicking it on singing 'London's Burning' with large starring eyes
Scoffers
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Very this
Vegas Seagull
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- Jul 10, 2009
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A very loud solo chant of 'Stand up if you hate Palace' usually works for me
Tricky Dicky
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Didn't get past the first few posts, and I guess it's too late now (although the trains are so bad at the mo, you could still be on the train for all I know), but presumably other people heard what she said, my first inclination would be to loudly ask people sitting around if they'd heard what she said, take a photo of her with your phone and threaten to sue her for defamation. You can't call someone a paedophile like that.
The Merry Prankster
Pactum serva
Showing your age here LB. Kids no longer come in small.
NMH
Banned
Don't be silly - if you want the cow to move, you claim you are palace or millwall, and you just got out for maiming a woman for refusing to serve you alcohol at a supermarket. Then tell her you don't know how to exist on the outside, and you miss your cell-mate.
- Jan 18, 2009
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Doesn't mean you can behave like a total wanker.
Genuine conversation on train that just happened just now.
Train is from Cardiff Central to Portsmouth.
Me: Excuse me you are in my seat (said with seat reservation in hand)
Lady: Well I don't care I think it is more important that my children sit down
Me: But your children are over there and you are the one sat in my seat
Lady: Well I am hardly going to sit somewhere away from my children am I?
Me: Perhaps you could all move to other seats then?
Lady: The train is full so we won't be able to sit elsewhere.
Me: That is exactly why I booked a seat so I could sit down.
Lady: Frankly thats not my problem. I don't want you sitting near my children as you could be a paedophile.
Me: Right I see, so I can't sit in my seat I reserved because you want to sit near your children and you didn't reserve, and also I might be a paedophile?
Lady: That just about sums it up yeah.
At this point I decided to walk away and sit on the floor (where I am currently still sitting) rather than engage any further with this MORON!
On the bright side is only a 3.5 hour train journey to Portsmouth and we have already done 30 mins so not long to go.
Gotta love public transport.
I think the standard NSC response to being called a paedophile at a football match is to simultaneously cry and piss your pants. Once you have a fully developed piss patch on your trousers and dried your eyes you must then report the matter to the police/club officials/stewards/A-team.
Its absolutely vital you then post about on NSC explaining to your virtual friends in the pissy pants community how wet your pants are, how much you cried and then how the indidual(s) who called you a paedophile are lower than nazi scum sucking pig racist shit fucks that should be gassed.
On no account either (a) ignore it, or (b) independent of intervention by agents of the state do something about it yourself.
I note you were on a train when this happened, however you seem to have the hang of this important NSC behaviour.
Well done.
mune ni kamome
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Just Bumped this thread because exactly the same thing happened just in front of me this week and it completely changed my mind and reversed my opinion.
I caught the Brighton to Bristol Temple Meads train. Got a good seat with a table and settled down with my kindle. (Let me say here there were no reservation tickets any where in the carriage). By the time we got to Shoreham the carriage was full. As we arrived at Havant a middle aged couple got on and walked along checking the seat numbers eventually stopping at the pair of seats in front of me and telling the occupants to move as they had booked those seats. The two people did move although they were very pissed off and I couldn't help but think of this thread and even worse I think I'd have told them to get lost as it seemed very unfair to me. Those people had been in their seats from Brighton and chosen their seats in good faith with no knowledge of the problem to come. Buggered if I'd have moved.
I caught the Brighton to Bristol Temple Meads train. Got a good seat with a table and settled down with my kindle. (Let me say here there were no reservation tickets any where in the carriage). By the time we got to Shoreham the carriage was full. As we arrived at Havant a middle aged couple got on and walked along checking the seat numbers eventually stopping at the pair of seats in front of me and telling the occupants to move as they had booked those seats. The two people did move although they were very pissed off and I couldn't help but think of this thread and even worse I think I'd have told them to get lost as it seemed very unfair to me. Those people had been in their seats from Brighton and chosen their seats in good faith with no knowledge of the problem to come. Buggered if I'd have moved.