Just because you have kids...................

[00snook]

If she is from Portsmouth on her way home, probably a wise move!

now this is a very good point indeed.

I have lived in Pompey for 4 years now and one thing you don't want to do is mess with a Pompey girl!

 

[ferring seagull]

You let her win

This exactly !

If you don't do something about it the bitch will do it again some other time.

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

go and stand right next to the slapper and if she turns away piss in her ear

 

[SK1NT]

This exactly !

If you don't do something about it the bitch will do it again some other time.

This defeat will remain on your concience for life....

I suggest as you come to your stop and start to walk off the train, whip your willy out and slap it around her face and then calmly walk off....

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Sometimes i wish we had gun laws like America !! A 38mm shoved in her snout and told to "get out my f***ing seat or you wont see tommorrow' may well have worked !!! Is that a tad OTT ? PROBABLY !!!

 

[Billy the Fish]

Should've just layed across the table until she f***ed off. If she refused to move for the whole journey at least she'd be pissed off as well and you'd have won. Personally I would've sworn in front of her kids a couple of times as well just to compound the anger

 

[Billy the Fish]

If you need to fart at any point during the rest of the journey you know where to do it

 

[happypig]

I think I'd have whispered to her kids "mummy and daddy both hate you and hope you die" - that should make her journey a bit less comfortable

 

[Triggaaar]

At this point I decided to walk away and sit on the floor (where I am currently still sitting) rather than engage any further with this MORON!

On the bright side is only a 3.5 hour train journey to Portsmouth and we have already done 30 mins so not long to go.

You spineless f***ing wanker (and gentleman), you make me sick!

Go to the toilet, piss in a cup, then poor it over her head.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

What I really hate is when your having a child-based disagreement with someone and the parent will ask "do you have kids yourself?' suggesting not having children invalidates your case.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Do you have one of those watches from the james bond film?
The one with the cut throat wire,all you need to do is isolate her on the train and bingo problem solved! The kids should be a doddle once you have dealt with the beast!

 

[Rohana]

... and are you a paedophile?

 

[NMH]

Since you are already labelled as a paedo, you may as well roger all her children and be done with it.

 

[Lady Gull]

Why can't she have one of the kids on her lap! Daft bitch - if they are little kids they can squash up surely?

Failing that wait til she gets up to go to the loo with one of the kids and sit on YOUR seat - when she comes back tell her she will have to sit on your lap!!!

 

[00snook]

... and are you a paedophile?

You're missing the point Mr Mero.

Lol

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

... and are you a paedophile?

Actually, it's her that wants to be close to the kids!

 

[Bean]

Is she fit? How big are they?

 

[Billy the Fish]

You're missing the point Mr Mero.

Lol

Answer the question, are you or aren't you?

This thread could be like Southern Sid all over again

 

[00snook]

Sadly the moment to act has passed.

Her and her little darlings departed the train at Trowbridge.

She is clearly married to her brother who is also her cousin.

Explains it all.

 

[00snook]

Answer the question, are you or aren't you?

This thread could be like Southern Sid all over again

Well just for clarification, I am not a paedo.

In fact I find them rather abhorrent.