Just because you have kids...................

[Bold Seagull]

Doesn't mean you can behave like a total wanker.

Genuine conversation on train that just happened just now.

Train is from Cardiff Central to Portsmouth.

Me: Excuse me you are in my seat (said with seat reservation in hand)
Lady: Well I don't care I think it is more important that my children sit down
Me: But your children are over there and you are the one sat in my seat
Lady: Well I am hardly going to sit somewhere away from my children am I?
Me: Perhaps you could all move to other seats then?
Lady: The train is full so we won't be able to sit elsewhere.
Me: That is exactly why I booked a seat so I could sit down.
Lady: Frankly thats not my problem. I don't want you sitting near my children as you could be a paedophile.
Me: Right I see, so I can't sit in my seat I reserved because you want to sit near your children and you didn't reserve, and also I might be a paedophile?
Lady: That just about sums it up yeah.

At this point I decided to walk away and sit on the floor (where I am currently still sitting) rather than engage any further with this MORON!

On the bright side is only a 3.5 hour train journey to Portsmouth and we have already done 30 mins so not long to go.

Gotta love public transport.

Who does she think she is sitting in someone's seat.......a Brighton fan at an away game!?!?!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Is she from Mileoak ?

 

[SK1NT]

This thread needs a PICTURE of her....

 

[Kumquat]

You could have met her half-way and offered to let her sit on your face.

 

[Biscuit]

Is there a table?

SIT ON IT.

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

 

[00snook]

I agree; however she is right down the other end of the carriage and I am comfortably sitting down now, there are a shit load of people standing in the way and quite frankly I cannot be bothered.

Really appreciate all of your useful advice though. NSC never lets me down.

 

[SK1NT]

Is she fit though?

Walk over to her and say brighton_b0y off the world famous NSC wants to bang her back doors in in the nicest possible way

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

You let her win

 

[Medwayseagull]

You should have sat on her lap and 'proved' you're not a paedophile.

Wouldn't it make the point better if she was sitting on his lap.

 

[SK1NT]

 

[Everest]

Ask her if she knows who Jamie is

 

[Nibble]

please do something to pay her back if you can. I have never met her and I hate her

 

[00snook]

Is she fit though?

Walk over to her and say brighton_b0y off the world famous NSC wants to bang her back doors in in the nicest possible way

Very very very ropey.

Probably would have been up for it though

 

[Bold Seagull]

You let her win

If she is from Portsmouth on her way home, probably a wise move!

 

[Bwian]

You let her win

After her suggesting he could be a paedophile too. f***ing bitch needs putting in her place-after you give her kids some Werthers.

 

[00snook]

Ask her if she knows who Jamie is

Perhaps she is Jamies Mum?

Or Auntie?

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

please do something to pay her back if you can. I have never met her and I hate her

This.

 

[00snook]

You let her win

I'm not sure if there is any way to defeat somebody like that, other than giving her a slap (which isn't in my nature)

am still in shock over it all if I am honest. Just remarkable the lack of respect one person can have for a total stranger.

I am wearing a James May esque flowery shirt so perhaps thats what did it?

 

[Mackenzie]

I had a train 'marathon' on Wednesday, I delivered a horse lorry to Pontefract (long story) and trained back home. I'd forgotten how much I HATE public transport until that journey.