Iran, Iraq & Terrorism - In Historical Context

[Westdene Seagull]

sinister in Westdene's motives.

I like to think of myself as VERY sinister - I run around Westdene in a black cape and mask many a night. I think it's cool - my girlfriend thinks it's weird but at least I have one unlike Falmer ( a girlfriend that is not a cape - I have no idea if Falmer has a cape ! ).

 

[Falmer]

A wonderful post by Falmer here. We see him turning it so that he becomes the victim, continually harrassed by Westdene and a lovely use of the age differentials, once more to confirm Falmer's vulnerability and of something slightly sinister in Westdene's motives. I particularly like the use of the phrase "18 year old kid". It's a tour de force.

but it's me who's been accused of meeting the expectations of my age by westdene. Not me.

Your just getting desperate to win one over a teenager, thats all.

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

to be fair i think that was aimed at me

Was it? It's still a cracking post. It's also fun to see that Falmer is now pretending that his sarcasm-laden apology on page 1 is genuine. The claims of bullying can't be too far away now.

 

[Falmer]

least I have one unlike Falmer ( a girlfriend that is not a cape - I have no idea if Falmer has a cape ! ).

Well if you'd like, fancy meeting up, you bring your girlfriend and i'll bring mine? Seriously, inbox me your number and i'll come and meet you face to face just to see this girlfriend thing I apparently now don't have.

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

Well if you'd like, fancy meeting up, you bring your girlfriend and i'll bring mine? Seriously, inbox me your number and i'll come and meet you face to face just to see this girlfriend thing I apparently now don't have.

She's not really your girlfriend Falmer, she's a government agent spying on you to make sure you don't uncover all their secrets.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Well if you'd like, fancy meeting up, you bring your girlfriend and i'll bring mine? Seriously, inbox me your number and i'll come and meet you face to face just to see this girlfriend thing I apparently now don't have.

In my Harry Hill best voice " FIGHT "

PS - only if you bring a cape

 

[Falmer]

Was it? It's still a cracking post. It's also fun to see that Falmer is now pretending that his sarcasm-laden apology on page 1 is genuine. The claims of bullying can't be too far away now.

Nope not long now boys. keep it up, soon you might get me claiming I'm gtting bullied, it's getting closer, please don't give up. OOOHHHH the excitement!!!

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Nope not long now boys. keep it up, soon you might get me claiming I'm gtting bullied, it's getting closer, please don't give up. OOOHHHH the excitement!!!

Or that you had a target of x views for this thread and have now achieved your slightly pathetic aim.

 

[Woodchip]

She's not really your girlfriend Falmer, she's a government agent spying on you to make sure you don't uncover all their secrets.

And it's the chemtrails that make you believe she is your genuine girlfriend.

You noticed any sneaky telephone calls she makes? Maybe you best check her emails. These spies can not be trusted.

Sent by the power of 1000 turtles

 

[Falkor]

i think the CIA have been training this cat

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

Your just getting desperate to win one over a teenager, thats all.

It gets even better. I am also grooming Falmer, according to him. I tell you what, Falmer. You do victim-speak far better than you debate.

 

[Drumstick]

Didn't Bozza mention a suggested banning idea? I will nominate Falmer

 

[Falmer]

In my Harry Hill best voice " FIGHT "

PS - only if you bring a cape

No seriously, I'm no fighter I can assure you. I just want to meet you face to face with the amount you already know about me. Why be afraid?

 

[Woodchip]

Didn't Bozza mention a suggested banning idea? I will nominate Falmer

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Sent by the power of 1000 turtles

 

[Westdene Seagull]

No seriously, I'm no fighter I can assure you. I jut want to met you face to face with the amount you already know about me. Why be afraid?

All I know about you is you're a an 18 year old complete wacko with a bullying complex - why on earth would I want to meet someone like that ?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

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Sent by the power of 1000 turtles

-1 - I think he's fun and we should keep him. Can we Dad, please Dad ? I'll clean him out every weekend ....... promise ?

 

[Falmer]

All I know about you is you're a an 18 year old complete wacko with a bullying complex - why on earth would I want to meet someone like that ?

because you should learn that the internet is not reality but infact an exposure to the perception you really feel about yourself. Meet me in person if you want to have an opinion like that, why be so scared if your happy to type what you do?

 

[Falmer]

-1 - I think he's fun and we should keep him. Can we Dad, please Dad ? I'll clean him out every weekend ....... promise ?

you couldn't even clean your own teeth son, now where's my belt?!

 

[Joey Deacon's Disco Suit]

because you should learn that the internet is not reality but infact an exposure to the perception you really feel about yourself. Meet me in person if you want to have an opinion like that, why be so scared if your happy to type what you do?

As Westdene's self-appointed internet lawyer (no formal training but I've seen a few Youtube videos) I would advise him to steer well clear of invitations to meet you after you've described yourself as a child and accused him of stalking you.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

because you should learn that the internet is not reality but infact an exposure to the perception you really feel about yourself

- not even an A Level student then ?