Girlfriend in labour !!

[Franks Wild Years]

Tee Hee

 

[Yorkie]

Ouch

It was a long time ago but 9 hours with my first (son) and a forceps delivery.
11 hours with my daughter but as she was 3 weeks early and a little 5lb 6oz she was a normal delivery but still had an episiomoty.

I don't reckon he/she will be born this side of midnight.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Ouch

It was a long time ago but 9 hours with my first (son) and a forceps delivery.
11 hours with my daughter but as she was 3 weeks early and a little 5lb 6oz she was a normal delivery but still had an episiomoty.

I don't reckon he/she will be born this side of midnight.

Say that last sentence in a west country accent preferably wearing a hat.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Updates Updates!!!!

 

[Beeercan]

It still going on, i've been out since it started


I bet she gives birth @ Kick Off Tomorrow

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Say that last sentence in a west country accent preferably wearing a hat.

'opefully it will be a new moon when the sprog appears.


Any news? I am pacing up and down. I don't know what to do with myself!

 

[Woodchip]

'opefully it will be a new moon when the sprog appears.


Any news? I am pacing up and down. I don't know what to do with myself!

Drink ?!?!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Drink ?!?!

Done! or should I say, doing.

 

[Woodchip]

Done! or should I say, doing.

Good lad.

 

[Yorkie]

If it is a boy then Wayne, Adam, Paul, Joel, Gary, Richard, Dean, Colin and Gifton (two Pauls and two Adams)

If it is a girl then Waynetta, Adele, Paula, Jolie, Geri, Rachel, Diane, Colleen and Giftona

 

[Woodchip]

Giftona?!?!?! I think you made that one up.

 

[1066gull]

What about Seb or Alex?

 

[Yorkie]

Giftona?!?!?! I think you made that one up.

I did. I couldn't think of a feminine equivalent.

 

[Lander]

News yet?

 

[Woodchip]

News yet?

No, another 36 minutes for the 10 o'clock news

 

[Lander]

No, another 36 minutes for the 10 o'clock news

 

[saafend_seagull]

I was born on a Saturday, just after 2pm, and Brighton were playing at home playing Wimbledon. As soon as i was born, my dad went straight off to the football! He has given me the programme though so i will let him off

 

[Giraffe]

My youngest was born on the day of an evening game at home to Stoke. It meant I missed the first half. But we won 1-0, Paul Watson with the late winner that put us top, cracking day!!

 

[Beeercan]

still no news from the weasel

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Perhaps we can bombard Moshe for news. If anyone missed it, his phone number is.....

07849481167