Girlfriend in labour !!

[Beeercan]

Still NO NEWS

 

[Lord Bracknell]

If the late arrival of this child is going to get in the way of a trip to Withdean, might I suggest the following gambit.

1. Decide on a name. Magoo will do.

2. SHOUT at it:- "Oi! Magoo OUT!"

3. Await response.

4. Catch bus to Withdean.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

This sounds like the script from Only Fools and Horses.

Raquel in labour with Damian:

two nurses and a midwife comes in:

Del goes up to the door:

Del- we're having a baby here.

Midwife- I know, I'm the midwife

Del- are you some kind of perv or something.

Raquel- let him do his job Del

Del- BUT HE IS A BLOKE!

Raquel- I don't care if he was a trained Chimp, let him do his job.

 

[Yorkie]

It is slightly possible the baby has been born and he's legged it to the pub to celebrate??
No?
I reckon she's still in labour poor girl.

 

[Race]

It is slightly possible the baby has been born and he's legged it to the pub to celebrate??
No?
I reckon she's still in labour poor girl.

Either way she has our sympathy! A drunken proud dad and newborn to deal with or agony!!

 

[Bono]

1st born is 6 on Sunday.

2nd one due in four weeks (another Ashes baby), elective C-section....

 

[dougdeep]

When my wife went into labour for the first time, I called her sister and went down the pub with my brother in law to celebrate.