Girlfriend in labour !!

[Braders]

GOLD simply

and good luck , hope everything goes well.. *tsk* wheres a webcam when you need one...

 

[Lady Bracknell]

If only he'd taken a laptop in with him 'cos someone must have an open wireless connection near the RSCH.

Such happy memories though. Only I recall the sweepstake that was running on whether my firstborn would arrive during the first or second half of the Cup Final.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Yes, but enough about the conception, what about the birth ?

A classic. I thank you.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Just had call from hospital. Lasck of community midwifes they advise us to go in now for assessment.
So be off air for while !!!

that's a bit selfish. What about us ?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Be prepared for all sorts of tomfoolerey and misuse of your moby moshy.

yes, good point, please no-one send anything rude or do anything that will cost me money...(is that possible?)

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

yes, good point, please no-one send anything rude or do anything that will cost me money...(is that possible?)

Do you want me to send you the GOSBTS ringtone? Is it a Nokia?

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Thats true, it can be hit and miss and I had the sucker treatment too, I'm so glad I've only ever had to do it once, never again after that!

Should have got the midwife to wave a KFC around your 'nether' regions, baby would have shot out .....

*coat* *fast car* *new identifty*

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Just had call from hospital. Lasck of community midwifes they advise us to go in now for assessment.
So be off air for while !!!

Good luck

 

[aftershavedave]

adrie is a nice girls name

i'm not sure that's a name at all

 

[Man of Harveys]

I know a Dutchman called Adri.

 

[aftershavedave]

I know a Dutchman called Adri.

i stand corrected. never heard of it, but have now.

 

[gripper stebson]

I know a Dutchman called Adri.

Whose clogs came straight from the factri....

 

[Jam The Man]

get in there

 

[Jam The Man]

or get out of there.. one way or another

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

congrats mate!!!

may i suggest 11 middle names, taken from the first names of the starting 11 tomorrow

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Any news yet?

Live birth on NSC, pictures on NSP I presume

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Welcome to parenthood. And in case you already are, here's a little reminder of where you stand in the overall scheme of things....

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I go out and buy a new kitchen and what happens ?
Any news ?
Will there be 30 or so NSC's nervously pacing up and down the running track tomorrow ?
Is there any need for Race to be so graphic? 80cm dilated ? eurgh.
Will we get to name it?

Good luck Mr and Mrs theweasel.

Is there a smilie for 'push'?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

I go out and buy a new kitchen and what happens ?
Any news ?
Will there be 30 or so NSC's nervously pacing up and down the running track tomorrow ?
Is there any need for Race to be so graphic? 80cm dilated ? eurgh.
Will we get to name it?

Good luck Mr and Mrs theweasel.

Is there a smilie for 'push'?

80cm? Shit, you could kick a football through that!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I go out and buy a new kitchen and what happens ?
Any news ?
Will there be 30 or so NSC's nervously pacing up and down the running track tomorrow ?
Is there any need for Race to be so graphic? 80cm dilated ? eurgh.
Will we get to name it?

Good luck Mr and Mrs theweasel.

Is there a smilie for 'push'?