Funniest Simpsons gag EVER last night...discuss.

[gripper stebson]

I know its up against some pretty stiff opposition and i know the thread's kinda been done before but this is comedy at its very best...

Someone is laying spark out on the floor. Marge shouts "Quick, someone perform C.P.R...."

Homer start singing...."I see a bad moon arising, i see trouble on the way."

Too funny!

 

[Scarface]

I prefer the doh, a deer, a female deer gag myself! Even made my dad laugh!

 

[Soton Seagull]

I prefer Krusty:

'I wouldn't say Jesabelle was loose, but before her Sodom was known for its pottery'

 

[Northstander]

The best Simpsons I ever saw was when Homer was on Medicated cannabis and started listening to Smoke on the water!! Occasionally coming down stairs for cup cakes!!

not exactly a gag but still nearly had tears in eys from laughin!!

The doh a dear one was genius though!!!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

When Bart says to the australian boy 'quick, I can hear a dingo eating your baby'.

Or,

Chief Whiggum saying 'move it along people, nothing to see hear..OH MY GOD a plane crash, come along, dont be shy, get a closer look.'

 

[Marc]

Homer being Mr Burns slave (Smithers replacement) when he tried to cook him breakfast, tried everything and it always ended in fire.......then put milk on the cereal and fire broke out

 

[Superphil]

my favourite, although not a gag, is this Homer quote

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"

 

[Easy 10]

"Homer, lets do lunch. You like Thai ?"

"Tie good. You like shirt ?"

 

[SWD]

Does anyone else remember an episode where, Smithers says to Burns "seaman and women dont mix" as Marge got on a cruise liner ??

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

When Homer tries to intercept a letter to Mr Burns ...

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a package for me,
Mail Worker: Okay, Mr Burns, and what´s your first name?
Homer: ... I don´t know ...


Classic!

 

[Fluffster]

In the episode when Homer puts on weight to be allowed to work at home:

[To start press any key]

Homer: Where's the any key?!



Oh, and the classic Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabado

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Ooh, also ...


Lisa (talking of ham, bacon, and pork chops): ... Dad, those all come from the same animal,

Homer: Oh, yeah, right, Lisa, some wonderful, magical, animal!

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Moe: Barney, will you show this gentleman the exit?
Barney: There's an exit??!!!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I love the one where Homer makes a toast and says:

"If I could just say a few words.... i'd be a better speaker"

had tears rolling down my face

 

[Lush]

HI. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!

 

[SussexSpur]

Too, too difficult. Like picking a favourite Beatles song.

But probably love the Colonel Homer episode most of all, thanks to combining personal passions of Elvis, country music, and Homer's finest words of wisdom. Couldn't narrow it down to a best moment, though.

Lovely songs, though.

You work all day
For some old man
Sweat and break your back (Homer: Uh huh)
Then you go back to your castle
But your queen won't cut you slack (Homer: That's true)
That's why you're losing all your hair
That's why you're overweight (Homer: Uh huh)
That's why you flipped your pick- up truck
Right off the inner state
(Homer: That's right! - Except for the pick-up truck...)

Or:
Homer: "Marge, you make it sound so seedy! All I did was sit in her trailer all day and watch her try on some dresses..."

Homer: "Hey - they don't call me Colonel Homer 'cos I'm some dumb-ass army guy. . ."

Lurleen: "Aw, Homer, you're as smart as you are handsome."
Homer: "Heyy!!! Oh, you meant it as a compliment. . ."

Homer: "She's going to be a country music superstar! Like, er. . . that jerk in the cowboy hat. And that dead lady!"

Mind you, going back to the Beatles - the B-sharps episode gives the Rutles a run for their money. . .

Bart: "What did you do, screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?"
Homer: "All the time - it was the name of our second album!"

Homer: "Then came the greatest day of my life..."
George Harrison: "Hi Homer, I'm George Harrison.
Homer: "Oh my God, oh my God. . . where did you get that brownie?"

Barney: "David Crosby! You're my hero!"
Crosby: "Oh, you like my music?"
Barney: "You're a musician?!"

 

[Gwylan]

After my admission that I'd never played a computer game earlier this week, is this the right moment to say that I've never seen The Simpsons?

Am I the only person who doesn't have a clue what you're all talking about?

 

[The Large One]

After my admission that I'd never played a computer game earlier this week, is this the right moment to say that I've never seen The Simpsons?

Am I the only person who doesn't have a clue what you're all talking about?

:thud: :thud: :thud: :thud:

 

[SussexSpur]

After my admission that I'd never played a computer game earlier this week, is this the right moment to say that I've never seen The Simpsons?

Am I the only person who doesn't have a clue what you're all talking about?

With all due respect - yet, mostly sympathy - can't help but feel there is NO conceivably right moment to make such a confession. . .