Funniest Simpsons gag EVER last night...discuss.

[Bluejuice]

You've got me started now...

I notice the medicinal marijuana episode has been mentioned a few times already and this has to be one of the funniest episodes ever. I can't think of any quotes right now but the image of Homer shaving and watching rainbows fly out of his cuts rather than blood had me rolling about.

And the last episode has been done now, that's it, no more.

What will the world be like post-Simpsons?

It's just as well there are so many episodes or I think I'd get withdrawal symptoms

 

[Bluejuice]

Homer filled out the application for a gun licence and the guy said 'OK, come back in 7 days'

'7 DAYS? BUT I'M ANGRY NOW!!!!'

...and from the same episode:

HOMER
Now, I believe you have some sort of firearm for me.

CLERK
(picking up a large wad of paper) Well, let's see here. According to your background check, you've been in a mental institution...

HOMER
Yeah.

CLERK
Frequent problems with alcohol...

HOMER
Oh heh heh, yeah.

CLERK
You beat up President Bush!

HOMER
Former President.

The clerk stamps the paper.

HOMER
"Potentially dangerous"?

CLERK
Relax, that just limits you to three handguns or less.








Says more about the state of America than any news programme ever could.


And one last quote I can't resist

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.

Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend

 

[SussexSpur]

"Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department Resc-u-
Fone. If you know the name of the felony being committed, press one. To choose from a list of felonies, press two. If you are being murdered or calling from a rotary phone, please stay on
the line."
. . .
"You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or
queen being murdered, press one..."

or

When Homer sees his dog running off to follow George Bush.
Homer: "I guess you could say, he's barking up the wrong bush."
Homer's brain: "There it is, Homer - the cleverest thing you'll ever say, and no one heard it."
Homer: "D'oh!"

 

[Stat Brother]

Homer - "aahhh beer, the cause & solution of all my problems".

 

[desprateseagull]

..thia wouldn't have happened if we'd gone to macon, georgia...

(i have driven through there, mistaking it for Atlanta - hey it was dark, after a L O N G day driving up from orlando..)

all that was missing was the dust babes. very eerie place - noone around, at all.

 

[Scarface]

Apu: Yes i'm sorry i do not speak english ok.
Woman: But you were just talking...
Apu: Yes, yes, hotdog, hotdog yes sir, no sir maybe ok!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

It's not so much a gag, but i find the bloke that always says "Yeeeesss" hilarious.
I remember him saying "yesss" when The Simpsons go for a steak meal and he's their waitor, and also the time when Homer makes a donation to the Toy Store, and the bloke is on the phone to Mr Cosington (sp??)

homer: why do you talk like that?
man: because i've had a strooooooooooke

 

[Scarface]

To the Flintstone theme:

Yabadabadoo!
Simpson, Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in history,
From the town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!

 

[Braders]

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

 

[Bluejuice]

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

I've just wet meself

 

[SussexSpur]

When Homer sets up his own internet firm. . .

"What really matters is my title. I think I'll make myself... vice president. . . No, wait! *Junior* vice president!"

Homer: "Welcome to the Internet, friend, how may I help you?"
Comic Book Guy: "I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router thats compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?"
Homer: "................................. Can I have some money now?"

And earlier in the same episode:

Bart: "Whoa, cool, God is so in your face!"
Homer: "Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character."

 

[Lady Whistledown]

When Sideshow Bob gets off a boat while chasing Bart, and keeps treading on scattered rakes which just happen to by lying around.

Thwack!
"grrrrrrr"
Thwack!
"grrrrrrr"
Thwack!
"grrrrrrr"
Thwack!
"grrrrrrr"

 

[SussexSpur]

When Sideshow Bob gets off a boat while chasing Bart, and keeps treading on scattered rakes which just happen to by lying around.

Thwack!
"grrrrrrr"
Thwack!
"grrrrrrr"
Thwack!
"grrrrrrr"
Thwack!
"grrrrrrr"

Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
[A long time later]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
[to other agent] I think he's talking to you.

 

[Robbie G]

Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
[A long time later]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
[to other agent] I think he's talking to you.

 

[Albion Edd]

When Homer gets into college, he sets his High school diploma alight and starts singing;
"I am so smart smrt, i mean smart"
meanwhile in the background his house is burning

 

[Brovion]

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

The bext bit is:
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer (enthusiastically) And how!

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who sells me beer,
Me, the guy who drinks the beer,
Far, a long way to get beer,
So, let's have another beer,
La, let's have another beer,
Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer,
Which brings us back to .................D'oh!

 

[Jam The Man]

I know its up against some pretty stiff opposition and i know the thread's kinda been done before but this is comedy at its very best...

Someone is laying spark out on the floor. Marge shouts "Quick, someone perform C.P.R...."

Homer start singing...."I see a bad moon arising, i see trouble on the way."

Too funny!

It's amongst my top quote ever for sure - though I had to explain it to my girlfriend's 11 year old.

 

[Jam The Man]

Homer (on Marge joining the Police): When you joined the Police I thought it would be fun and entertaining, like that movie - Spaceballs. Instead it's been sick and disturbing, like that movie - Police Academy"

 

[Donny Osmond]

Homer (on Marge joining the Police): When you joined the Police I thought it would be fun and entertaining, like that movie - Spaceballs. Instead it's been sick and disturbing, like that movie - Police Academy"

You missed the best bit of the quote.
I'm sure it's "when you joined the police acadamy"
Top line.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

There's a classic Moe line that I can't do justice to because I can't totally remember it, but Homer's in Moe's asking who of Carl, Lenny, Barney, Moe etc. are his true friends and one by one they all come out with something, and Moe comes out with something like "I'm a wellwisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm" Sounds shite written here, but a classic Simpsons moment.