Funniest Simpsons gag EVER last night...discuss.

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

The bext bit is:
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer (enthusiastically) And how!

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who sells me beer,
Me, the guy who drinks the beer,
Far, a long way to get beer,
So, let's have another beer,
La, let's have another beer,
Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer,
Which brings us back to .................D'oh!

brilliant

 

[Bluejuice]

Not a quote as such but remember the episode that starts in the bar and the guys are pulling pranks on Moe. Barney asks him to smell his flower then sets light to his shirt whilst Karl or Lenny manages to get him bitten by a snake to great amusement of the crowd. When Homer tries to join in he loosens the head of the salt shaker and everyone tells him he's gone too far! Homer gets barred and then later in the same episode it appears he's come back with a lame disguise (monacle ond moustache) to which the guys tell him he's still not welcome. The guy replies "I am not Homer Simpson, I'm Guy Incognito" then they kick him out. Homer walks past outside and comments "wow, this guy is my exact doppelganger", then "Wow, a blue car"

I guess it's funnier to see it than read it. But damn it's funny

 

[Fluffster]

Not a quote as such but remember the episode that starts in the bar and the guys are pulling pranks on Moe. Barney asks him to smell his flower then sets light to his shirt whilst Karl or Lenny manages to get him bitten by a snake to great amusement of the crowd. When Homer tries to join in he loosens the head of the salt shaker and everyone tells him he's gone too far! Homer gets barred and then later in the same episode it appears he's come back with a lame disguise (monacle ond moustache) to which the guys tell him he's still not welcome. The guy replies "I am not Homer Simpson, I'm Guy Incognito" then they kick him out. Homer walks past outside and comments "wow, this guy is my exact doppelganger", then "Wow, a blue car"

I guess it's funnier to see it than read it. But damn it's funny

Genius episode!

 

[Robbie G]

Not a quote as such but remember the episode that starts in the bar and the guys are pulling pranks on Moe. Barney asks him to smell his flower then sets light to his shirt whilst Karl or Lenny manages to get him bitten by a snake to great amusement of the crowd. When Homer tries to join in he loosens the head of the salt shaker and everyone tells him he's gone too far! Homer gets barred and then later in the same episode it appears he's come back with a lame disguise (monacle ond moustache) to which the guys tell him he's still not welcome. The guy replies "I am not Homer Simpson, I'm Guy Incognito" then they kick him out. Homer walks past outside and comments "wow, this guy is my exact doppelganger", then "Wow, a blue car"

I guess it's funnier to see it than read it. But damn it's funny

That also reminds me of when Homer becomes Mr Burn's Prank Monkey, and near the start, he throws stuff at the workers. He then throws something at Karl, and Mr Burn's goes "What are you doing man? That's Karl!"

Suppose its funnier watching it!

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

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Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.

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Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Homer's Brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!

Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders... my friend!
Lenny: What did he say?
Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay.

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.