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Facts about BROCCOLI
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pasty
A different kind of pasty
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[Pulling broccoli from Homer's corpse.]
Dr. Julius Hibbert: Another broccoli-related death.
Marjorie 'Marge' Bouvier Simpson: But I thought broccoli was...
Dr. Julius Hibbert: Oh yes. One of the deadliest plants on earth. It tries to warn you itself with its terrible taste.
BROCCOLI also tastes shit when served on a bowl of cornflakes instead of milk.
Broccoli is POISONOUS to cows.
house your seagull
Train à Grande Vitesse
BROCCOLI is the italian word for tennis racket
surrey jim
Not in Surrey
BROCCOLI is green
Jam The Man
Well-known member
Purple Sprouting BROCOLLI is the best kind
pasty
A different kind of pasty
BROCCOLI provides a good base for a vegetarian soup
Recipe for BROCCOLI and Stilton Soup (serves 4-6)
2 medium Onions, chopped
2 Small Vivaldi Potatoes, cubed
2 heads of BROCCOLI
0.5 pint of Chicken Stock
0.5 pint of Vegetable Stock
0.5 pint of Water
0.5 pint of Milk
200g Creamy Stilton Cheese
Splash of Single Cream
30g Butter
Freshly Ground Black Pepper
In a large heavy pan, soften the onions in the butter, then add the potato and BROCCOLI and cook for a couple minutes. Next add the stock, cover, and simmer for about 20-25 minutes. You should then let it cool down for about 15-20 minutes and then blend the mixture until smooth.
Then gently heat the soup up again, and add the milk, cream and Stilton, stirring until all the cheese has melted. Add a decent amount of black pepper and serve immediately.
Recipe for BROCCOLI and Stilton Soup (serves 4-6)
2 medium Onions, chopped
2 Small Vivaldi Potatoes, cubed
2 heads of BROCCOLI
0.5 pint of Chicken Stock
0.5 pint of Vegetable Stock
0.5 pint of Water
0.5 pint of Milk
200g Creamy Stilton Cheese
Splash of Single Cream
30g Butter
Freshly Ground Black Pepper
In a large heavy pan, soften the onions in the butter, then add the potato and BROCCOLI and cook for a couple minutes. Next add the stock, cover, and simmer for about 20-25 minutes. You should then let it cool down for about 15-20 minutes and then blend the mixture until smooth.
Then gently heat the soup up again, and add the milk, cream and Stilton, stirring until all the cheese has melted. Add a decent amount of black pepper and serve immediately.
dunno
Old Skool
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Digweeds Trousers
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BROCCOLI is often used in Peru as an aphrodisiac.
Traditionally the courting couple of would insert a floret of BROCCOLI into each others ears while chanting from the ancient texts of Guadliatiry.
If used to excess however impotence would cast its shadow over the lovers and the marriage be barren.
Hence the name BROCCOLI - which roughly translated means 'Dangerous infection'
This, in it's modern translation gives the variant we know more common - as E-COLI - an infection of dangerous proportions
Traditionally the courting couple of would insert a floret of BROCCOLI into each others ears while chanting from the ancient texts of Guadliatiry.
If used to excess however impotence would cast its shadow over the lovers and the marriage be barren.
Hence the name BROCCOLI - which roughly translated means 'Dangerous infection'
This, in it's modern translation gives the variant we know more common - as E-COLI - an infection of dangerous proportions
surrey jim
Not in Surrey
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Nibble
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- Jan 3, 2007
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You can eat BROCCOLI as such...
Broccoli with Orange Sauce
1 1/2 pound of broccoli, cut into serving sized spears
Two 3 ounce packages of cream cheese
1/4 cup of milk
1/2 teaspoon of salt
1/2 teaspoon of grated orange peel
1/4 teaspoon of thyme leaves
1/4 cup of orange juice
2-3 tablespoons of chopped walnuts, if desired
In large saucepan, cook broccoli in boiling salted water until crisp-tender, 10- 12 minutes; drain well. Place broccoli in serving dish; keep warm. In small saucepan combine cream cheese, milk, salt, orange peel, and thyme. Cook over medium heat until smooth, stirring occasionally. Add orange juice; blend well. Pour orange sauce over broccoli; sprinkle with walnuts. Garnish with orange slices, if desired.
Broccoli with Orange Sauce
1 1/2 pound of broccoli, cut into serving sized spears
Two 3 ounce packages of cream cheese
1/4 cup of milk
1/2 teaspoon of salt
1/2 teaspoon of grated orange peel
1/4 teaspoon of thyme leaves
1/4 cup of orange juice
2-3 tablespoons of chopped walnuts, if desired
In large saucepan, cook broccoli in boiling salted water until crisp-tender, 10- 12 minutes; drain well. Place broccoli in serving dish; keep warm. In small saucepan combine cream cheese, milk, salt, orange peel, and thyme. Cook over medium heat until smooth, stirring occasionally. Add orange juice; blend well. Pour orange sauce over broccoli; sprinkle with walnuts. Garnish with orange slices, if desired.
I see only TWO pages of facts about BROCCOLI because I am configured to see 40 posts per page.
jevs
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I'm a gardener