Facts about BROCCOLI

[desprateseagull]

it was originally going to be called iloccorb, but that sounded daft- so they reversed the spellng..

the old name is now used for crap beer.

 

[Gazwag]

Ken Hom, famous for his HOT WOK, consistently pronounces it as Brockley.

whereas Jonathan Ross promounces it BWOCCOLI

 

[desprateseagull]

. oh hold on, that was michelob.. same difference.

 

[surrey jim]

BROCCOLI cannot spend your money

 

[NMH]

BROCCOLI produced the first James Bond films.

BROCCOLI is actually named after Cubby Broccoli's family, who were responsible for creating the CAULIFLOWER hybrid.

 

[NMH]

whereas Jonathan Ross promounces it BWOCCOLI

How ill-fated was it, that his surname begins with an 'R'?

 

[NMH]

I own 2 houndstooth wool jackets that once belonged to Albert 'Cubby' BROCCOLI.

I bought them in the city of Santa Monica, California, when his estate donated them to charity after he died.
They fit double-breasted on me, but were single-breasted on him because he was rather large.

 

[NMH]

BROCCOLI is the favourite vegetable of George Bush.

 

[vegster]

Andy Murray's dismal performance today can be traced back to missing out on BROCCOLI smoothies between games.

 

[surrey jim]

long sticks of BROCCOLI are not acceptable to the thrown at the football, where as CELERY is

 

[clapham_gull]

Read the oringal post by Easy 10

 

[surrey jim]

BROCCOLI cannot be used to check spelling on internet forums

 

[king Wombat]

BROCCOLI cannot fly unless carried by a brown pigeon called SMOCCILLI

 

[Lord Bracknell]

BROCCOLI is pronounced, like Ardingly, with a final syllable that rhymes with PIE.

 

[Easy 10]

I drove past your house yesterday Lord B.
There were lots of CONES everywhere. Cones do not look like BROCCOLI. Neither can you make a cheese BAKE with them. Unlike BROCCOLI.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Cauliflowers are mature BROCCOLI.

 

[Easy 10]

BROCCOLI is pronounced, like Ardingly, with a final syllable that rhymes with PIE.

I've just tried that, and I sounded like a BRUMMIE

 

[Barrow Boy]

ALWAYS leave the stalks on BROCCOLI, this will enable you to insert a floret in each ear and thus create an attractive and, more importantly, organic pair of ear defenders.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

I don't like BROCCOLI very much.

That is a Opinion

 

[Easy 10]

That is a Opinion

No.

"BROCCOLI isn't very NICE" would be an opinion.

"I don't like BROCCOLI very much" is, in fact, a FACT.