Facts about BROCCOLI

[Lush]

Florets of BROCCOLI look like little trees and each 'branch' is made up of tiny green balloons on sticks.

 

[Gazwag]

Occasionally BROCCOLI was used in films during the 50's as a prop for an atomic bomb

Atomic Bomb

BROCCOLI

 

[surrey jim]

North Stand Chat was origionally going to be called North Stand BROCCOLI until bozza realised that name would be shit

 

[Easy 10]

The opening sequence of EMMERDALE can be replicated by scrolling your eyes quickly up a tray of BROCCOLI.

This, at the moment, has to be the most FLAIR FACT about BROCCOLI

 

[Lush]

My eldest boy used to call it BROLLICI.

I hope you gave him a BROLLICKING.

 

[bhaexpress]

Broccoli is mainly water.

 

[Jahooli]

Never be tempted to use BROCCOLI as a stylus for you hi-fi, it is utterly rubbish at audio reproduction.

 

[Easy 10]

Occasionally BROCCOLI was used in films during the 50's as a prop for an atomic bomb

Atomic Bomb

BROCCOLI

I think you must surely mean a distant relaive of BROCCOLI, commonly known as the MUSHROOM. Here's one with a little FACE.

 

[Normal Rob]

Caterpillars love to eat the leaves of the BROCOLLI plant.

 

[Mendoza]

BROCCOLI has a higher IQ than a few posters on NSC

 

[acrossthepond]

Genius game

Captain Spoccolli says eat your BROCCOLI

 

[dunno]

Apparently Dion Dublin did not need BROCCOLI in his shorts to enhance the look of his undercarriage

 

[Jahooli]

At my junior school "Stinky-Wee Connolly had pants made of BROCCOLI".

 

[Gazwag]

I think you must surely mean a distant relaive of BROCCOLI, commonly known as the MUSHROOM. Here's one with a little FACE.

You are forgetting the great mushroom famine of 1949, which, when you remember rationing was still in place in large cities, resulting in very few mushrooms being available to cinematic directors.

A replacement was needed and after a long drawn out radio series "How do you solve a problem like no mushrooms" the public voted in BROCCOLI as the mushroom short term replacement.

The mushroom made its comeback in 1958 in the film "Bomb the slitty eyed bastards" (5.8) , a film many viewed at the time as a major contributor to the start of the Vietnam conflict.

 

[Easy 10]

There is only ONE WAY to kill someone with a sprig of BROCCOLI
Chuck Norris is the only person in the WORLD who knows how.

 

[pasty]

If a Mr and Mrs COLIC had a son and called him ROB, his name would be an anagram of BROCCOLI

 

[Titanic]

Broccoli contains approximately 1% FAT and of that 0% is SATURATED fat.

 

[Simster]

Despite being quite good for you, BROCCOLLI tastes SHIT in a smoothie.

 

[Titanic]

In one episode of the Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror XI, Homer is KILLED by eating broccoli.

 

[jevs]

BROCCOLI is related to the dandelion plant

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WRONG.....Broccoli is in the brassica family (cruciferae) whilst dandilions are in the daisy family (compositae)...there are no botanical connections at all