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Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
That is by far and a way the worst piece of commentary I have EVER heard.

"It's incredibly tight"

No it's not you daft C*UNT - it's in by a f***ing MILE.

At first he didn't even realise they had scored!

:facepalm:
 


mcshane in the 79th

New member
Nov 4, 2005
10,485
It just highlights how mediocre England can be IMO, but they're lucky they're playing a poor side. Even though they're winning, but they don't inspire me with any confidence to progress past the Quarter Finals
 






Common as Mook

Not Posh as Fook
Jul 26, 2004
5,642
It just highlights how mediocre England can be IMO, but they're lucky they're playing a poor side. Even though they're winning, but they don't inspire me with any confidence to progress past the Quarter Finals

JT for Ledley, Lampard for Carrick and we will be much more secure at the back and ticking over in midfield.
 


Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
where was ferdinand going for that second save?
 




mcshane in the 79th

New member
Nov 4, 2005
10,485
What the f*** was Tyldsley on just then? The ball is sitting in Green's arms about 3 yards over the line, and he waits about 20 seconds before stating (with absolute SHOCK): "He's given the goal, he's given the goal!"

Of course he's given the goal you moron, it's a matter of centimetres from the back of the net!

Following on from his fine commentary from the FA Cup final about how video evidence proved a clear "goal" just by showing one replay in a matter of a few seconds, only to then see it again and realise it was nowhere near being fully over the line.
 


SirDouglasLoft

New member
Jul 4, 2008
6,876
What the f*** was Tyldsley on just then? The ball is sitting in Green's arms about 3 yards over the line, and he waits about 20 seconds before stating (with absolute SHOCK): "He's given the goal, he's given the goal!"

Of course he's given the goal you moron, it's a matter of centimetres from the back of the net!

I was absolutely bemused by that! Was actually laughable:lolol:
 


Mar 29, 2010
2,492
Under your skin.
What the f*** was Tyldsley on just then? The ball is sitting in Green's arms about 3 yards over the line, and he waits about 20 seconds before stating (with absolute SHOCK): "He's given the goal, he's given the goal!"

Of course he's given the goal you moron, it's a matter of centimetres from the back of the net!

Maybe it was Offside. :wink::
 




fleet

Well-known member
Jul 28, 2003
12,249
Green had me convinced when he sang the anthem

Mixed since then - soem very good some a bit off
 




mcshane in the 79th

New member
Nov 4, 2005
10,485
JT for Ledley, Lampard for Carrick and we will be much more secure at the back and ticking over in midfield.

Lampard is never anything other than average when playing with Gerrard. JT at the back might look more solid than King is at the moment, but I just know that he is going to monumentally muck something up come the World Cup. England will look good against the rubbish teams but put them up against someone decent and they run out of ideas
 




Common as Mook

Not Posh as Fook
Jul 26, 2004
5,642
Lampard is never anything other than average when playing with Gerrard. JT at the back might look more solid than King is at the moment, but I just know that he is going to monumentally muck something up come the World Cup. England will look good against the rubbish teams but put them up against someone decent and they run out of ideas

Jt was named in the team of the tournament 2006.
 










Derbyshire Seagull

Active member
Oct 21, 2005
573
What the f*** was Tyldsley on just then? The ball is sitting in Green's arms about 3 yards over the line, and he waits about 20 seconds before stating (with absolute SHOCK): "He's given the goal, he's given the goal!"

Of course he's given the goal you moron, it's a matter of centimetres from the back of the net!

It's not Tyldesley....its Peter Drury who's even more of a cock !
 




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