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Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Oh bugger, there goes any chance of me finishing the management accounts this afternoon.

Bombay mix anyone?

I prefer twiglets. Have you got any?
 




rool

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2003
6,031
I prefer twiglets. Have you got any?


No sorry, Aldi seems to be the only place that do them over here, but only on a special.

There's a wedding going on downstairs, I'm sure there's some bits and pieces I can grab
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,952
Surrey
Oh bugger, there goes any chance of me finishing the management accounts this afternoon.

Bombay mix anyone?
I would f***ing love it if someone else could take over my job of owning the ancient, purple-headed, friendless twat but everyone who expresses a preferences seems to ask me to do it. Seems a bit unfair to me.
 


Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
No sorry, Aldi seems to be the only place that do them over here, but only on a special.

There's a wedding going on downstairs, I'm sure there's some bits and pieces I can grab

Right. I'll make the tea.
White - with or without?
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,952
Surrey
I prefer twiglets. Have you got any?
Couldn't you ask Ned to come on here and explain once again how everyone hides in the bogs on the train to away matches as soon as they see Frank heading towards them on the carriage?
 




rool

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2003
6,031
I would f***ing love it if someone else could take over my job of owning the ancient, purple-headed, friendless twat but everyone who expresses a preferences seems to ask me to do it. Seems a bit unfair to me.


You do it so well though, I cry far too quickly
 


Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Couldn't you ask Ned to come on here and explain once again how everyone hides in the bogs on the train to away matches as soon as they see Frank heading towards them on the carriage?

I would but he's at work.
 






bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Best not actually. It would only be a matter of time before Frank threatened Bozza with his solicitor to have the board closed down for LYING or something.

Here we go again, once again Simster lies !!! You can't help yourself can you ? I didn't threaten Bozza or this board, you need help. You have a fixation with me as I humiliated you because you deserved it. Try taking a deep breath and think before you post.
 




bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
I would f***ing love it if someone else could take over my job of owning the ancient, purple-headed, friendless twat but everyone who expresses a preferences seems to ask me to do it. Seems a bit unfair to me.

Now, now Simster, we also both know what you own and what you owe don't we ? Why do you bother ? I guess by the vitriol you spread about me you have a real problem with the world though. Oh, for the record, to the best of my knowledge Yorkie and Ned and myself have never travelled on the smae train and in fact aren't ever likely too given how far apart we both live but I guess your little bit of fiction there is not exactly out of character is it ?

By the way, well done for f***ing up a not very important thread, I suppose for once you'll have something 'interesting' to tell your wife and kids tonight.
 




Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
In the interests of truth, it was the Labour party march, not a train.
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,952
Surrey
Here we go again, once again Simster lies !!! You can't help yourself can you ? I didn't threaten Bozza or this board, you need help.
:D :D Before we move onto this next lie, you need to squirm about a bit in a feeble attempt to deny your last lie that I've just exposed. Go on FRANK, tell us all how it really was with the Coventry message board. Only then will I tell everyone about your behaviour with regards to your threats of legal action eh?

You have a fixation with me as I humiliated you because you deserved it.
:lolol: Eh? When?? You have never humiliated me, and never will! Every time one of these threads starts up, I get about ten PMs and emails thanking me for brightening up their day. On the other hand, you're a sad old loser and couldn't wind up a clock. :D

Come on you tosser, let's hear it.
 




Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,762
at home
right you two...just stop it now

I am getting a headache listening to your bickering

any more of it and you will both go and sit on the naughty step.
 












Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
What are you on about Yorkie ? I didn't go by train to that !

Where have I said you were on a train?
I said the time that Ned tried to avoid you, was on the Labour Party March.
 


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