Early contender for Sussex w***ker of the year

[rool]

Have you got your tight white blouse and black skirt on again ?

Oh is he off to the piano lounge again.

whoosh *door slam* footsteps running into distance

 

[Dave the OAP]

Have you got your tight white blouse and black skirt on again ?

shhhhh

 

[Buzzer]

Dear oh dear Dumbster, some old lady made you wait at the cashpoint again ? Talk about boring ! Oh, and as usual what I said about Coventry (rather a long time ago) wasn't about the fact they had a ppor draw, it was something else as it so happens but let's face it, lying to try and look clever is typical of you, now that is a FACT. The reason I think Buzzer is a bit silly is that he's ranting about somebody who broke the law. Does it quite matter how they were caught ? Breaking the law is breaking the law, the same as Simster lying, it's just plain wrong.

No - you said I was stupid. Too stupid to understand, apparently. Someone can be clever but silly (think Boris Johnson) or stupid but serious (think Bob Crow).

My response was not to the point about how crimes were caught but to the point you actually made. You really are a prize tool. Listening to you going on about what's right or wrong is a bit like listening to Jeffrey Archer going on about auditing standards - Wrong speaker, wrong audience, wrong subject. And f***ing dull, to boot.


Yorkie - point taken - I did say parking. I still stand by my rant though.

 

[bhaexpress]

Where have I said you were on a train?
I said the time that Ned tried to avoid you, was on the Labour Party March.

Yes, but there again I've met a few people who try to avoid you two as well. Anyway, I think the salient point here is that Simster as usual decided to invent a few facts, something he does a lot. I would imagine that he's upset today because some lady made him wait at the sanitary towel dispenser.

Rest assured in future I promise to ignore you though

 

[sten_super]

I love the way that a couple of people (but especially bhaexpress) try to be all highbrow and take the moral high ground, while at the same time constantly trying to score cheap points. I wish I had that kind of skill.

Did someone say there were some twiglets going?

 

[bhaexpress]

right you two...just stop it now

I am getting a headache listening to your bickering

any more of it and you will both go and sit on the naughty step.

You're quite right David, I do apologise. I just was amused by Buzzer's rant and was taking the piss. Mind you in view of the fact Simster, as usual dived in head first and started lying for all he's worth (which isn't much believe me) I felt I had the right of reply. Henceforth I will ignore Simster as frankly you can't believe a word he says.

 

[bhaexpress]

I love the way that a couple of people (but especially bhaexpress) try to be all highbrow and take the moral high ground, while at the same time constantly trying to score cheap points. I wish I had that kind of skill.

Did someone say there were some twiglets going?

I'll take that as a compliment although having seen some of your previous posts I'm not sure that I should.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Someone can be clever but silly (think Boris Johnson)

What the f***?!

 

[Buzzer]

So....was it just rant of the day or do I qualify as winner of rant of the week then?

 

[rool]

I love the way that a couple of people (but especially bhaexpress) try to be all highbrow and take the moral high ground, while at the same time constantly trying to score cheap points. I wish I had that kind of skill.

Did someone say there were some twiglets going?

Bombay Mix, much more highbrow

 

[Buzzer]

What the f***?!

Don't you start....actually, I've been wondering where you've been. Frank was on the verge of erupting and you were nowhere to be seen.

 

[Simster]

Yes, but there again I've met a few people who try to avoid you two as well. Anyway, I think the salient point here is that Simster as usual decided to invent a few facts, something he does a lot. I would imagine that he's upset today because some lady made him wait at the sanitary towel dispenser.

Rest assured in future I promise to ignore you though

*Sigh* What fact are accusing me of inventing this time. At the end of the day FRANK, I've just PROVED that you're a LIAR because I dug out an old thread to prove it.

And pleasingly, I've just managed to dig out an email from January which proves you were prepared to threaten legal action on NSC and me. I'm not going to post the email here but if anyone wants to find out what a complete **** you are, I might well forward the email to them if they ask nicely.

 

[countrygull]

Sussex w*****er of the year must surely be Matt Prior - though Hoddy has done very well since coming in.

 

[Yorkie]

Rest assured in future I promise to ignore you though

Thank you.

 

[Simster]

Frank telling anybody that he is going to ignore them is a bit like Leon Knight telling Steve McClaren that he is unavailable for selection for the national team.

 

[rool]

So, how is you credit rating doing mate?. Did you get over those embarrassing financial difficulties Frank found out about?

 

[Lokki 7]

So.... do I qualify as winner of rant of the week then?

No sorry Buzzer, Frank wins hands down as usual. Oh, hang on a minute I misread that, you said RANT. In that case I reckon you get this weeks top spot. Good work.

 

[sten_super]

I'll take that as a compliment although having seen some of your previous posts I'm not sure that I should.

Ooo what previous posts are those? I don't think I've ever said anything exciting on NSC. Or is it just because I was agreeing with Buzzer earlier in the thread?

 

[Simster]

So, how is you credit rating doing mate?. Did you get over those embarrassing financial difficulties Frank found out about?

He does make me chuckle when he trots out that one - especially as I'm having 80k's worth of building work done on my house as we speak. Actually no I'm not - because I'm in the poor house.

But seriously, it's a good job I had those difficulties that FRANK found out about, because otherwise he would have cleaned me out by now - as his case against me was as watertight as a mermaids bra.

 

[Buzzer]

No sorry Buzzer, Frank wins hands down as usual. Oh, hang on a minute I misread that, you said RANT. In that case I reckon you get this weeks top spot. Good work.

Woohoo!!! Uncle Spielberg, bhanutz, your anti-Wilkins threads took one hell of a beating.