Does anyone have any Jokes?

[Mr Smggles]

I do rather Japan. I would give it..... 8.9 out of 10.

 

[Insel affe]

NO MORE jokes about the Japanese earthquake disaster please.
As I have just found out a real close friend of mine has died out there.
RIP So Kin Wet

 

[Mr Smggles]

NO MORE jokes about the Japanese earthquake disaster please.
As I have just found out a real close friend of mine has died out there.
RIP So Kin Wet

Sikipedia right there

 

[Biscuit]

The Japanese stock exchange has fallen for a second day in a row, row, row your boat.

 

[Muzzy]

i told my daughter that our goldfish has epilepsy... she said no it hasn't.... i said, wait till you lift it out of it's bowl

 

[seagullsdaz]

Dame Ellen Mcarthur's latest round the world attempt has been foiled

She was overtaken by a Jap on a garage door

 

[brakespear]

NO MORE jokes about the Japanese earthquake disaster please.
As I have just found out a real close friend of mine has died out there.
RIP So Kin Wet

Apart from being terrible, it doesn't even make any sense unless you're doing the 'them Asians they all have the same type names'

 

[chucky1973]

joking aside, I do feel for those Japanese, After I have had 8 aftershocks, I cant find my home either..

 

[moshe's foreskin]

Got my viagra and sleeping tablets mixed up. I fell asleep and had 40 wanks!

 

[glasfryn]

more jokes you say
heres one
NIGEL ADKINS

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

A man calls his local leisure centre and says "I'd like to learn to do the splits"
Receptionist answers: "Okay sir, no problem, how flexible are you?"
Man replies: "I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays."

 

[cjwoolven]

Got my viagra and sleeping tablets mixed up. I fell asleep and had 40 wanks!

This one tickled me the most,

 

[moshe's foreskin]

Went for a chinky the other night, I chose the chicken. i thought it was a bit chewy. i complained to the boss, your chicken's rubbery. He said, Thankyou verry much!!

 

[Albalbion]

im not donating any more to the japanese earthquake appeal, theyre minted, i saw them on the news earlier and theyve all got two bloody boats in their driveways!

 

[Taybha]

A priest and a hindu were making some toast. Suddenly the priest exclaims look theres a image of my lord jesus within the margarine !!! ..the hindu looks gutted and says ,i cant believe its not Buddah

 

[moshe's foreskin]

I haven't spoken to the x wife now for over 3 years. I was told it was rude to interupt!

 

[moshe's foreskin]

Boiled eggs. You just can't beat them!

 

[Albalbion]

i hear that jeremy beadle had a really small willy.....


....but on the other hand its massive.

 

[moshe's foreskin]

Not that funny.

 

[Albalbion]

:'(