Constipation - how do you deal with it?

[Deleted User X18H]

Two days in now.

Harvey's had no effect yesterday.

Mrs HB&B sitting on my stomach didn't do the trick.

Any suggestions ?

 

[Rugrat]

Try opening your mouth, that normally works fine for you

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Coffee does the trick for me.

 

[Insel affe]

That's very strange considering you constantly have verbal diarrhoea

 

[CheeseRolls]

HB&B full of it - Well who would have thought it ?

 

[LamieRobertson]

One way ticket to Syria should help

 

[FatSuperman]

If you wait long enough it'll simply back all the way up and you'll start vomiting fecal matter. I believe the term is 'compremesis'.

I for one recommend that you hang on until that point.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

An engineer would work it out with a pencil.

 

[Perkino]

Just like all tricky mathematical problems......



...work it out with a pencil

 

[cheshunt seagull]

If it's a serious question then a cap full of Milk of Magnesia before bed should do it. If not, you may be into glycerol suppository territory...an experience the detail of which you would be advised not to share with us.

 

[Lush]

But generally, drink more water.

Every time you fancy a cup of tea or a beer, have a glass of water first.

 

[Lush]

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Just like all tricky mathematical problems......



...work it out with a pencil

I think Hove Born and Bred stated that he tried HB & B already , maybe 2H would be better?

TNBA

TTF

 

[Your Mum]

Two days in now.

Harvey's had no effect yesterday.

Mrs HB&B sitting on my stomach didn't do the trick.

Any suggestions ?

Your mum.

 

[sjamesb3466]

Raw chicken. Flush you (and sometimes your internal organs) out in no time

 

[Deleted User X18H]

They're under starters orders.........

 

[JBD]

Tie Stockdale's hands together on Friday

 

[Hugo Rune]

Your mum.

O.K. This joke is getting very tiresome. Who in the hell are you?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

O.K. This joke is getting very tiresome. Who in the hell are you?

Maguire. It's always Maguire

Some say he was even the voice of Gangster Al

 

[Deleted User X18H]

It's a 1993 Grand National moment sadly.