Constipation - how do you deal with it?

[hart's shirt]

I am having the most horrific opposite affect this morning. Thanks to a laxitve I took.

laxitve?

It sounds more like a case of irritable vowel syndrome.

 

[Guinness Boy]

laxitve?

It sounds more like a case of irritable vowel syndrome.

That's going to sail right over his head but still, well played.

 

[Two Professors]

Definitely a 'WHOOSH' at both ends!

 

[Deleted User X18H]

laxitve?

It sounds more like a case of irritable vowel syndrome.

I was consonated.

 

[Buzzer]

An engineer would work it out with a pencil.

Just like all tricky mathematical problems......



...work it out with a pencil

Find yourself a mathematician ....



They can pretty much work anything out with a pencil .....

And the follow up gag is...or they use log tables.


P.S. That tiresome "Your Mum" account isn't me. Just thought I'd mention as I do like a well-placed 'your mum' gag. Sadly, this spoof account doesn't realise that less is more.