Your checky boxers look quite crisp and new. Did you perhaps get them for christmas?
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Your checky boxers look quite crisp and new. Did you perhaps get them for christmas?
- Nov 3, 2015
- 3,447
Try some of my Christmas cake. Blurrrghh.
Sussexscots
3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3 3, 3, 3, 3 ,3 ,3 3 coach chuggers
Prune Juice
kingcole
Well-known member
A real ale should fix it, especially if you insist of having the last cloudy pint at the bottom of the barrel.
Amex Harveys unlikely to get it all moving as we have special Harvey that I understand has some extra filtration process to enable to to be moved about.
Colonel Angus
New member
Try releasing the crap all over internet message boards. Oh... you tried that already?
Well in that case, eat lots of white bread and cheddar.
You're welcome.
Well in that case, eat lots of white bread and cheddar.
You're welcome.
Two Professors
Two Mad Professors
Ask your pharmacist for Lactulose,then make sure the toilet is unoccupied (your toilet,not the pharmacist's) as it's quick acting stuff and you might be there for a while,if you're as full of it as some on here suggest!Good luck.
Can't the mods just remove this account now, it's dull. Clearly some lad whose been rejected by someone.
Blue Valkyrie
Not seen such Bravery!
Ask on Mumsnet.
happypig
Staring at the rude boys
Try reading all the previous drivel you've somehow manager to get published in the Argus, A few words of that gives me the shits
Tablespoon of coconut oil
spring hall convert
Well-known member
Prune Juice, exercise, plenty of water, foods high in fibre.
If you are in urgent need try two cups of strong coffee and if that doesn't work Lactulose will do the trick.
http://www.lloydspharmacy.com/en/lloydspharmacy-lactulose-33g-5ml-500ml
If you are in urgent need try two cups of strong coffee and if that doesn't work Lactulose will do the trick.
http://www.lloydspharmacy.com/en/lloydspharmacy-lactulose-33g-5ml-500ml
Your Mum
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- Dec 22, 2016
- 483
Your Mum
Wellesley
Well-known member
- Jul 24, 2013
- 4,973
Your Mum? (sorry)
My words were chosen deliberately so that he couldn't reply.
Also please remove the "Your Mum" account.
Shropshire Seagull
Well-known member
Find yourself a mathematician ....
They can pretty much work anything out with a pencil .....
They can pretty much work anything out with a pencil .....
Good try but there doesn't appear to be any post that can't be replied to with 'Your mum'.
What do you mean 'good try' - it worked!
He's probably just a bit behind with his posts.........
sydney
tinky ****in winky
eat 5 boiled eggs , 5 bananas and three tubbs of yohgurt .......wait a couple of hours then drink 3 litres of soda water and go for a run round the block.....let us know how far you get.......