completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[Buzzer]

fragglegull borrowed my hair straighteneds once

Frank wild years appeared on "why don't you" in Bristol

Merry prankster has part of his thumb missing after a pike bit it

 

[hans kraay fan club]

buzzer had this on his Xmas list EVERY year as a boy.

 

[fragglegull]

1066 is Billy Oceans love child

 

[pishhead]

Toronto seagull trains guide dogs.

 

[Trigger]

Seagullible kept goal for a junior football team called Rimmington Rovers.

 

[Stoo82]

Best thread ever.

 

[fragglegull]

Chappers is a qualified ballet teacher.

 

[Trigger]

Stoo82 once pinced Maggie Thatchers bottom.

 

[fragglegull]

fragglegull borrowed my hair straighteneds once

 

[Hiney]

Buzzer has a lovechild by Jade Goody

 

[Seagullible]

Lush once posed nude in Playboy but refused to move into the mansion as it was too far to travel to home games

 

[User removed 4]

buzzer once spilt tippex on his shirt cuff and travelled all the way home without realising until his wife pointed it out as he walked in the door.

 

[pishhead]

Hiney's ancestors invented the bicycle pump.

 

[Seagullible]

Dave the Gaffer can play the piano

 

[Hiney]

The Large One has a pet Terrapin called Colin, who he takes to home games wrapped up in a Ginsters Cornish Party

 

[Stoo82]

hans kraay fan club was once kissed on the cheek by Trisha and has never wash it since.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Steward 433 and nlf were married in a small village in Cambodia, partly as it's where he was stationed with the armed forces at the time, and partly to avoid any questions about their ages.

 

[Trigger]

Fatboy once got an £80 on the spot fine for weeing against a pensioner.

 

[The Large One]

Tubby Mondays falls over after half a cup of Tizer.

 

[pishhead]

Bushy's great grandfather was a spy for the luftwaffe.