completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[Titanic]

Lord Bracknell keeps a pet mouse, called Kevin, in his beard.

 

[Seagullible]

14th Eye used to be hired as a Duncan Goodhew lookalike

 

[pasty]

Hiney once kissed a cat after it had eaten a tuna souffle.

Hiney carries the afore mentioned cat around in his manbag

 

[Trigger]

Titanic had a number 1 chart hit in Australia with a cover of When I'm Cleaning Windows.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Oaf holds the world record for balancing champagne glasses on his ears.

 

[Stoo82]

Trigger is a member of the Royal family and is 81st in line to the top job.

 

[Questions]

Nibble once sat through 4 successive screenings of the film, The Sound of Music at his local cinema.

 

[Seagullible]

The Large one once went by the name of Aileen

 

[Mendoza]

Last night the Large One ate a 14 piece KFC Mega Bucket in under 17 minutes, including the 6 packets of CHIPS

 

[Buzzer]

He said FALSE.

I bet that is TRUE

Shoes £160
Trainers £180

I'm not a spendabolic you know

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Buzzer won the 1979 "Best Dressed Boy" competition sponsored by Butlins.

 

[Stoo82]

Questions is the head of the freemasons

 

[Lush]

All NSCers understand the meaning of the word PLAUSIBLE.

 

[Easy 10]

Mendoza forms strong bonds with office stationary, and cried for a week when he discovered his favourite Tipp-Ex "Neil" had all dried up when he came back from Cuba.

 

[Hiney]

1066Gull once beat Gary Kasparov in a game of Twister

 

[Trigger]

Tony Meola's Loan Spell once went to Audio dressed as Hulk Hogan.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Lush is in fact MY wife.

 

[Seagullible]

Lord Bracknell shaved

 

[Stoo82]

Lush is in fact MY wife.

 

[fragglegull]

Buzzer is made entirely from chalk..