completely plausible but FALSE facts about NSCers

[El Presidente]

Trigger got his NSC user name due to suffering from premature ejaculation

 

[The Large One]

El Presidente shot JR.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Les Biehn's erect penis is 27 centimetres long.

 

[Seagullible]

Simster refused to go out in public for a month after the girl he had just taken for an expensive date revealed she supported Cripple Palarse

 

[Trigger]

The Large One once ate a curry in 1 minute 34 seconds before bringing it up over Alan Cork's lap.

 

[fragglegull]

HKFC is a direct desendant of bonnie prince charlie....

 

[Seagullible]

Fragglegull has a dog named Sprockett

 

[Simster]

Uncle Spielberg's middle name is Gaylord.

 

[fragglegull]

Trigger invented kinder eggs..........

 

[Trigger]

El Pres has a colourful array of ladies thongs in his third drawer down at home, he wears a different colour one every Wednesday.

 

[Seagullible]

Roz took the pictures of Lush for her appearence in Playboy

 

[Trigger]

fragglegull once sang live on stage with Bananarama.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

El Presidente had an extension built onto his Cheshire mansion, to accomodate his burgeoning porn collection. He has recently trimmed it down, but at it's height, section F(i) alone [Facials - Felching] ran to 14 binders, 73 DVDs and a 4gb external hard-drive.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Beach Hut was made redundant three years ago, but still uses his railway pass to travel to London every day.

 

[Hiney]

Paxton Dazo and Conboy once mingled each other's sperm in an attempt to join The Tufty Club.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

eastlondoseagull in fact lives in west london and is just contrary.

 

[pasty]

Bozza, Buzzer and Wozza are actually 3 alter-egos of Hove Born and Bred

 

[Buzzer]

I like birds with big norks

 

[Ernest]

Steward433 once did a Gary Glitter tribute act on the pitch at Withdean

 

[The Large One]

Trigger isn't.